Corrupt-A-Wish 2

[☆Luna☆]

Granted. Too bad it was given to you by Kyuubey and not Keroberos....Contract? Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?Contract?

I wish there were no contracts.

Granted, you singlehandedly collapse the free market and now people use intimidation to ensure business security.
I wish I had a really soft bed.

 

[Razilin]

Granted. Too bad I'm sleeping on it. Get out! =P

I wish my wife was done with her call day.

 

[Captain Scrubz]

Granted now she's making another call

I wish I was the Joker who can't lose to Batman

 

[Cassette]

Granted, you lose to everyone except batman.

I wish to do well in the stock market.

 

[Razilin]

Granted, but then the stock market crashed.

I wish Yuki Kajiura toured in the US again. Because the Kalafina concert two years ago was badass.

 

[Captain Scrubz]

Granted but now they suck

I wish i had an idea for a wish

 

[☆Luna☆]

Granted but now they suck

I wish i had an idea for a wish

Granted, but it is for Luna to date your sister, and that is a terrible idea.

I wish for a car in my garage.

 

[gamer5]

Granted but it's broken and missing the engine.

I wish for a star shower.

 

[Captain Scrubz]

Granted it takes a while but the sun is heading into our atmosphere.

I wish for a spaceship to get of this world

 

[gamer5]

Granted but the spaceship has no power source, fuel or navigation system.

I wish for the Sun to return back to it's place.

 

[Captain Scrubz]

Granted but the sun got to close and now the earth is getting pulled into sun

I wish we stop destroying our planet

 

[gamer5]

Granted but for that you have to kill 1,000,000 people inside the next year or the world will be destroyed and your soul erased for eternity.

I wish a Tsar Bomb would appear in London.

 

[Captain Scrubz]

Granted and I pressed the button to kill a million people including me and Gamer

I wish I was alive exactly how i was when i died

 

[gamer5]

Granted but you appear on Greenland.

I wish live again (undead goes to as long as I have a body).

 

[Captain Scrubz]

Granted but your blind

I wish someone was with me in greenland

 

[gamer5]

Grated but it's your biggest stalker/fan who is an extreme yandere. Good lock.

I wish to have a powerful and precise echolocation ability.

 

[Captain Scrubz]

Granted and all the bats in the world find you extreamly attractive

I wish my fan was now Gamers fan

 

[gamer5]

Granted. But we switch names so the yandere stalker fan is still attached to you. Thought luck man!

I wish for only Scrubz to be transported to Iceland!

 

[☆Luna☆]

Granted. But we switch names so the yandere stalker fan is still attached to you. Thought luck man!

I wish for only Scrubz to be transported to Iceland!

Granted, the small area of land underneath Scrubz has now been purchased by Iceland.

I wish gamer5 fell in love with his cat.

 

[gamer5]

Granted, but the cat turns into a beautiful Nekomata after Gamer kisses her. They are decently happy since the Nekomata eats the bats attracted to Gamer and Gamer can ''hear" the beauty of the girl with his echolocation.

I wish not for only Scrubz to be transported to Fort Knox.