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- Looking for partners
- Posting Speed
- 1-3 posts per day
- Multiple posts per week
- One post per week
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- On fairly regularly, every day. I'll notice a PM almost immediately. Replies come randomly.
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Advanced
- Preferred Character Gender
- Primarily Prefer Male
- No Preferences
- Genres
- High fantasy is my personal favorite, followed closely by modern fantasy and post-apocalyptic, but I can happily play in any genre if the plot is good enough.
"A wizard?" Halp replied, jogging off, and then jogging back again when he realized that Tage had absolutely no intention of running after him, and that, if he wanted to talk to her and her new friend, he was going to have to walk. "That's great! Tage and I are both close-quarters fighters, so a little bit of ranged support is just what we need. I was going to be a wizard, a death and blood-based wizard, and I went a little ways into that school. Like... until I was level 3. But I decided it was much more fun to wave a gigantic battleaxe around." He grinned widely, tapping the giant battleaxe that was strapped behind his shoulders. "I don't regret learning the magic, though. Blood magic comes in handy sometimes."
They made the rest of the way to the cave accompanied by the endless stream of Halp's chatter. By this point Tage had well grasped the trick of only paying enough attention to what Halp was saying that she would be able to respond in brief if the man asked her a question, while otherwise drowning out everything he said. Ripley seemed to have gotten a hang of the trick to, or, at least, he wasn't trying to keep up with Halp. Perhaps it was simply that the AI couldn't find a way to get a word in edgewise.
They reached the cave without interruption, and Halp was quick to let out a bellow of excited rage, pulling out his battleaxe and charging into the cave to start, just as he had said, waving the thing around like a lunatic. For a moment, Tage felt herself hesitating on the threshold. Consciously she knew that there was nothing in this cave that would pose any sort of danger to her, but for a moment her mind was back to that cave, as she had stared down into the burning firelight, already covered in the wounds that the shadowy creatures of the forest had inflicted upon her. At that moment she had so wanted to flee, to give it all up, but the thought of that child, NPC or no, had driven her down into the depths.
Her thought process was suddenly and violently interrupted by the body of a dead weevil, flying at her head. She let out a yelp of surprise, batting the thing away with a squeal. The sound of Halp's laughter drifted up to her out of the cave. "HALP!" Tage screamed, drawing out the dagger and short sword that were at her waist. "I'm going to kill you!" She artfully traced the point of the dagger in the air, creating the symbol for a fire cloak, which immediately enshrouded both dagger and sword. Casting magic using her own weapons was one of the few tricks Tage had up her sleeve, and she was quite proud of it.
"Not me!" Halp yelped as Tage charged in after him. "Get the rats!"
It would have been a well designed cave, Tage had to admit, had the three of them not all been level 7. Normally it would have been remarkably boring, wandering into a cave that posed no real threat, one-shotting little demons that popped out of holes with glowing red eyes and an irritating chatter. However, it was hard to be bored when Halp began gathering together the bodies of all of the dead weevils, getting Ripley to set them on fire, and then lobbing them like makeshift grenades into the holes, trying to get one of the weevils to set itself on fire, and pop out with one of its dead fellows on its head. After nearly thirty tires on Halp's part, he finally managed to succeed, only to fall over laughing as one of the demons materialized underneath its dead fellow, only to suddenly have its head set on fire. Tage took her revenge in that moment, picking up one of the weevils by its tail, still living, and throwing it onto Halp's laughing figure. The thing promptly bit him in the face which was, of course, exactly what Tage had wanted
At that point the quest quickly devolved from being "kill fifty of the weevils for the baker" to "see what kind of torment Tage and Halp could inflict upon each other using the weevils, both living and dead". Ripley, willing or not, was dragged into their schemes as they hacked their way deeper and deeper into the cave. At one point Tage managed to cast a simple confusion spell upon the weevils, causing them to charge Halp down. He let out a shriek, and began to race down the corridor as fast as he could.
That was, of course, until he hit something in the darkness, and a sudden burst of fire erupted from the wall, setting him on fire. In an instant Tage was all business. She raced over, quickly disposing of the few weevils still alive after the burst of flames. "You alright?" she asked, obviously concerned.
"Yeah," Halp replied. "It was a low-level trap."
"But what was a fire trap doing in a den of demons? That was something only a mage could cast, and I'm pretty sure weevils haven't suddenly become wizards."
"No clue," Halp replied. A grin split his face. "Let's go find out."
After setting off that first trap, things began to get a bit more serious. Of course, nothing in here really posed a threat for them, but the weevils began to come in larger and larger numbers. Long before the little group reached the second trap they had killed, not just fifty, but easily double that number of the weevils.
"No wonder the level 1 characters always turn around," Tage replied, panting slightly. It wasn't like it was hard to kill the things, but it still took some energy to kill them when they came in such large numbers. "They'd get overwhelmed."
They didn't come to a halt again until they reached a set of massive wooden doors, buried in the back of the cave. "Definitely not demon-made," Halp muttered. "Well! Let's knock, shall we?"
"You might want to..." Tage began. Halp, however, ignored her, swinging his battleaxe forward with a yell to send it crashing into the wooden door. The thing splintered, and, from the other side of the door, a lightning bolt sprung forward, hitting Halp full in the face. "Check if it is trapped first." Tage finished, helping her slightly smoking friend back up.
"Gee, thanks."
"No problem."
The room on the other side of the door looked far more like a laboratory than it did a weevil nest. In fact, if Tage had to pick a single adjective to describe the place, laboratory would have done really well. On the far side of the room, a large, vicious looking weevil sat inside a cage, futilely trying to chew her way through the iron bars. "There's the queen," Tage said. "But what's it doing in a cage?"
"Who's there?" Tage jumped, spinning around to press her back to Halp's in a reflexive defensive posture. It hadn't been any of the three companions who had spoken. From the darkness, a void Djinni stepped out of the shadows. His red eyes glowed, incensed. "Who dares to disturb my research!?"
They made the rest of the way to the cave accompanied by the endless stream of Halp's chatter. By this point Tage had well grasped the trick of only paying enough attention to what Halp was saying that she would be able to respond in brief if the man asked her a question, while otherwise drowning out everything he said. Ripley seemed to have gotten a hang of the trick to, or, at least, he wasn't trying to keep up with Halp. Perhaps it was simply that the AI couldn't find a way to get a word in edgewise.
They reached the cave without interruption, and Halp was quick to let out a bellow of excited rage, pulling out his battleaxe and charging into the cave to start, just as he had said, waving the thing around like a lunatic. For a moment, Tage felt herself hesitating on the threshold. Consciously she knew that there was nothing in this cave that would pose any sort of danger to her, but for a moment her mind was back to that cave, as she had stared down into the burning firelight, already covered in the wounds that the shadowy creatures of the forest had inflicted upon her. At that moment she had so wanted to flee, to give it all up, but the thought of that child, NPC or no, had driven her down into the depths.
Her thought process was suddenly and violently interrupted by the body of a dead weevil, flying at her head. She let out a yelp of surprise, batting the thing away with a squeal. The sound of Halp's laughter drifted up to her out of the cave. "HALP!" Tage screamed, drawing out the dagger and short sword that were at her waist. "I'm going to kill you!" She artfully traced the point of the dagger in the air, creating the symbol for a fire cloak, which immediately enshrouded both dagger and sword. Casting magic using her own weapons was one of the few tricks Tage had up her sleeve, and she was quite proud of it.
"Not me!" Halp yelped as Tage charged in after him. "Get the rats!"
It would have been a well designed cave, Tage had to admit, had the three of them not all been level 7. Normally it would have been remarkably boring, wandering into a cave that posed no real threat, one-shotting little demons that popped out of holes with glowing red eyes and an irritating chatter. However, it was hard to be bored when Halp began gathering together the bodies of all of the dead weevils, getting Ripley to set them on fire, and then lobbing them like makeshift grenades into the holes, trying to get one of the weevils to set itself on fire, and pop out with one of its dead fellows on its head. After nearly thirty tires on Halp's part, he finally managed to succeed, only to fall over laughing as one of the demons materialized underneath its dead fellow, only to suddenly have its head set on fire. Tage took her revenge in that moment, picking up one of the weevils by its tail, still living, and throwing it onto Halp's laughing figure. The thing promptly bit him in the face which was, of course, exactly what Tage had wanted
At that point the quest quickly devolved from being "kill fifty of the weevils for the baker" to "see what kind of torment Tage and Halp could inflict upon each other using the weevils, both living and dead". Ripley, willing or not, was dragged into their schemes as they hacked their way deeper and deeper into the cave. At one point Tage managed to cast a simple confusion spell upon the weevils, causing them to charge Halp down. He let out a shriek, and began to race down the corridor as fast as he could.
That was, of course, until he hit something in the darkness, and a sudden burst of fire erupted from the wall, setting him on fire. In an instant Tage was all business. She raced over, quickly disposing of the few weevils still alive after the burst of flames. "You alright?" she asked, obviously concerned.
"Yeah," Halp replied. "It was a low-level trap."
"But what was a fire trap doing in a den of demons? That was something only a mage could cast, and I'm pretty sure weevils haven't suddenly become wizards."
"No clue," Halp replied. A grin split his face. "Let's go find out."
After setting off that first trap, things began to get a bit more serious. Of course, nothing in here really posed a threat for them, but the weevils began to come in larger and larger numbers. Long before the little group reached the second trap they had killed, not just fifty, but easily double that number of the weevils.
"No wonder the level 1 characters always turn around," Tage replied, panting slightly. It wasn't like it was hard to kill the things, but it still took some energy to kill them when they came in such large numbers. "They'd get overwhelmed."
They didn't come to a halt again until they reached a set of massive wooden doors, buried in the back of the cave. "Definitely not demon-made," Halp muttered. "Well! Let's knock, shall we?"
"You might want to..." Tage began. Halp, however, ignored her, swinging his battleaxe forward with a yell to send it crashing into the wooden door. The thing splintered, and, from the other side of the door, a lightning bolt sprung forward, hitting Halp full in the face. "Check if it is trapped first." Tage finished, helping her slightly smoking friend back up.
"Gee, thanks."
"No problem."
The room on the other side of the door looked far more like a laboratory than it did a weevil nest. In fact, if Tage had to pick a single adjective to describe the place, laboratory would have done really well. On the far side of the room, a large, vicious looking weevil sat inside a cage, futilely trying to chew her way through the iron bars. "There's the queen," Tage said. "But what's it doing in a cage?"
"Who's there?" Tage jumped, spinning around to press her back to Halp's in a reflexive defensive posture. It hadn't been any of the three companions who had spoken. From the darkness, a void Djinni stepped out of the shadows. His red eyes glowed, incensed. "Who dares to disturb my research!?"