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An intruder barges into your room! Your weapon is the object to your left...

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A bowl of cookies.

Maybe I could crush one and sprinkle the crumbs into their eye? :/
 
My sociology work book and a pen. I can beat and stab him to death :D
 
To my left I see an electric fan.
PREPARE TO GET BLOWN AWAY, B**CHES!!! WAHAHAHA-Aww, crap, the fan is not powered. Welp, I'm doomed. :(

Oh, WAIT! I've also got a spoon! NOW I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!!
 
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scissors this is gonna get good........ and bloody......... very very bloody.....
 
An entire desk and all the items on it. Hell yea, don't mess with me and my pens and English Literature textbook! *pushes glasses up*
 
A blanket and my new phone....At least I'll be able to use my phone as a blunt object since it has a case now. 8'D
 
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