You Wake Up Married to the Person Above You

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"how the fuck did i get here o__o who are you?"
 
"SISTER?! IS THIS LEGAL?!"
 
"YAY!"
 
...Could be worse.
 
"Yeah baby." - Austin Powers.

...Can you remember next time to turn the lights out when you leave?
 
*Snuggles*

LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
 
TK I love you and all, but I think is lesbianism needs to stop >.> I am committed to Mos--Ah what the hell! *snuggles*
 
*Wakes up next to the nice pair of breasts*

....WHY HELLO THAR.
 
...Ryker...will...kill...me
 
....Asmo....will....kill...me...
 
What? no sammich?

*rolls over to go back so sleep*
 
....Umm...did i get so drunk last night that I went home with a Kroot...*looks to the side* Yep...
 
"Alright."

... No, I wouldn't have anything else to say. I would get my clothes and leave.
 
Does this mean you're going to jail for buttsex?
 
Damn it. And he didn't even buy me flowers first.
 
Where did we meet? Did you spice my drink so you can get in bed with me?
 
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