You Wake Up Married to the Person Above You

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Hydronine

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".......Cor.... Ryker's here..... keep your mouth shut and go along with it or we're both dead."
 
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Corvus Corax

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...............-looks back and forth between ryker and julez-...........


-calls vay up- ...save...me...they brainwashed me into marrying julez just so they could demand a threesome.

JULEZ JUST WANTS ME FOR MY BOOBS.........
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
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Given that your cousin thinks I'm a drunken loonie, it might be best not to tell him, dear...
 

Hydronine

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"..... Well... At least.... At least.... FUCK IT! MAKE A TAPESTRY OF OUR WEDDING!"
 
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Corvus Corax

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DAMNIT JULEZ....QUIT GETTING ME DRUNK AND THEN MAKING ME MARRY YOU JUST SO YOU CAN SEE MY NIPPLE PIERCINGS...ITS GETTING DAMN EXSPENSIVE TO DIVORCE YOU.
 
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Neko Archy

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This is not the worst situation I could be in.
 

Hydronine

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"Oh shit...."

*Notices that she's naked*

"OH SHIT!"

*Feels sticky and can't remember a condom*

"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!"
 

Vay

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FIRST COR NOW ME!?!?!?!?!??!

DAMMIT JULZE
 
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Corvus Corax

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<.< >.> <.< -breaks out handcuffs- ......good morning love!
 

Vay

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Already? Wheres the hony moon?
 

Hydronine

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"Did we have angry sex?"
 

Vay

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-____- ooops sorry wrong bed
 
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Corvus Corax

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LOVE! -snuggles- Want sex for breakfast....and lunch....and dinner...? =D
 

Vay

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sex sammiches?
 

Hydronine

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"Oh crap....... Oh wait, Cor is next to me! YAY!....wait.. wut?"
 

Vay

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Tain

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Oh snap, Vay's in my bed.

*Climbs out of a window before Cor finds out.*
 
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