You Wake Up Married to the Person Above You

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Flaremon

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This is becoming a common forum game.

Basically, the following poster post a remark he/she would say having found that he/she's woken up married to the above poster.

Since that is neo for me, I'm gonna wait... <.<
 
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HOLY SHIT! WHAT DID I DRINK LAST NIGHT!?
 
...it's a dream. *makes a goofy face* 'Twas a dream!

*falls back to bed, asleep, while mumbling, "I'm gonna have to share this... zzz... crazy dream with the members later on..."*
 
I sure as shit hope we at least signed a pre-nup. >:[
 
How the fuck did I get to America?
 
..... HOW DID I END UP IN YOUR ARMOR?!

...

Oh.....
 
Awwwwweeeeeeesssssoommmmmeeee.


Does this mean I am a Mur Zombie now?
 
Whoa, whoa, whaaat? Ehh, I'll live. *goes down to make breakfast*
 
Ooooo! I'm lucky.
 
My reaction is best summed up by these immortal words.

"Is...is Padme alive?"

Beat.

"DOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!"
 
".... Oh god, Sakura's gonna KILL me..."
 
I gotta stop with those crazy bachelor nights.
 
Man, whatever I drank last night; must have been good.
 
Aww... Crystal. That was so sweet. :3

"Oh, yeah, baby! No longer single... and no longer available to hot girls... Huh."
 
I guess whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas >.>
 
YAY!
 
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