You are Banned because ____________ v2

Banned for banning someone.
 
Banned for using the word "banned" (and variations thereof) too many times in one sentence.
 
Banned for hypocrisy.
 
Banned because of having a number that has become sexualized due to modern culture.
 
Banned for talking about sexualisation
 
Banned for talking about talking about sexualisation
 
Banned for being a pianist!
 
banned for not appreciating pianists, and probably tromboners by extension.
 
Banned for assuming I don't like/appreciate tromboners and Pianists.
 
Banned for using quotations.
 
Banned because I have to expand your signature to see it all.
 
Banned because I like long signatures.
 
Banned for banning so many people.