You are Banned because ____________ v2

Banned because you have returned.
 
Banned because you should be celebrating my return, smh.
 
Banned for craving celebration in your honor.

Also welcome back
 
Banned for tiny print.
 
Banned for regular-size print.
 
Banned for too many colors!
 
Banned for using a face at the end!
 
Banned for not using a face at the end! >:/
 
Banned for italics.
 
Thinking I messed up earlier. But this time, thinking I got it!

Bann'd f'r not enow text flav'r!
 
Banned 4 tipe weerdli
 
Banned for not at least surpassing Adept writing level in ever post of yours.
 
Banned for using slang.
 
Banned for not using enough slang.
 
Banned for being a hypocrite since you also didn't use slang.