You are Banned because ____________ v2

Banned for not being oppressed.
 
Banned because you are as cisgendered, straight, white male who is oppressing me
 
Banned for assuming I am a cisgendered white straight male who is an oppressor.
 
Banned because that's what the game says I have to do.
 
Banned because you are following the rules.
 
Banned because I say so.
 
Banned because that's a lame reason.
 
Banned for totes using non-rad words like "lame"
 
Banned for using the word "totes". >:C
 
Banned because it's not like I wanted to ban you or anything baka
 
Banned for not accepting clichés.
 
Banned for banning me for not having a title not related to my online persona, while only having "uhh. hi." yourself
 
Banned for a long banning reason.
 
Banned for attempting to board a spaceship with an electronic thumb.
 
Banned for being prejudiced against synthetic-humanoid appendages, you robophobe! XD
 
Banned because I have returned!