If not here, then where? This is probably the ONLY chance we have to discuss the merits of being a wild hobo in any environment.
Urban hobos really don't know how good they have it. The wild hobo of the tundra can only DREAM of living behind a dumpster.
HUSH I AM A WOODSMAN: I NEED TO REPRESESENT MY HERITAGE.
FIGHT ME IN HONORABLE COMBAT. APOLOGETIC POLITENESS VS POLITE AVERSION TO SOCIAL CONTACT.
You did not just break out the hockey rivalry, you dirty Swede.JUST LIKE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE HOCKEY FINAL THE PAST 10 YEARS
I hate the heat, so no desert. Screw climbing mountains to get from my house to other places, so no mountain or alpine forest. I don't like boats, so similar shitty access to other things means no abandoned island. I like the cold but not like constantly freezing my balls off cold, so no tundra.
Everyone who voted forest has to live with this guy.That leaves forest. I'm okay with this.
Everyone who voted forest has to live with this guy.
You mean they get to this with this guy.Gross.
good thing i said mountain
You mean they get to this with this guy.
You're just jealous, nerd.
I hate the heat, so no desert. Screw climbing mountains to get from my house to other places, so no mountain or alpine forest. I don't like boats, so similar shitty access to other things means no abandoned island. I like the cold but not like constantly freezing my balls off cold, so no tundra.
Bears do shit in the woods.That leaves forest. I'm okay with this.
Jealous of the fact that you're going to be the source of all the new Bigfoot footage?
AS YOU SHOULD BE...Okay. Kind of.
Bears do shit in the woods.
Fertile grassland next to a river, where I can grow crops for my family and mingle my seed with other tribes.
Oh okay! Phew! I was about to smite this comment!Notes for @scribz - I'm not endorsing rape with this comment