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These old men are like a dime a dozen here. Anything that isn't like them is considered their enemy. Its both funny and scary, tbh.
Uhhh... Ok, so, I'm American, not Canadian, so I'm not 100% sure if the terminology you guys use up there works the same way, but... here in the US, at least, the difference between "Canadian bacon" and "American bacon" (or just "bacon" as it's called here) has absolutely nothing to do with where the pig came from. @_@ It refers to how the meat is prepared."Can I have my sandwich with American bacon?" (No? What? That is a stupid fucking question. Bacon is bacon, it comes from pork, doesn't matter where from the pig it came from, christ.)
In any other context, I would agree that this is a ridiculous question."Does your roast beef contain pork?"
Is this you, Brovo?
- "Can I sell you X?" (No. We're selling you a product, fuck off. Go call the higher ups if you want to sell Arby's on something, individual stores have no power to change their menu or most finances, so trying to sell us something is pointless.)
No. It's not. It's really not. That's just sliced ham. lol Bacon is bacon. Hell, every sandwich even has a picture so you can see what it is. It very, painfully clearly shows that it's bacon-bacon. That's why the question is stupid.Soooo... assuming that, in Canada, the terminology is still about the same, and this is Canadian bacon:
#1: How the fuck is any fast food employee going to know that at all to be able to answer the question? All we know about the meat is about as much as you know about the meat, save that we have a chart that says what meat is what.In any other context, I would agree that this is a ridiculous question.
But, you're working at a fast food place. I'm not even fully convinced that the "beef" in fast food is 100% meat from any animal, much less 100% cow meat. So, I don't blame someone for thinking that there's some pig in their "beef". I wouldn't be too surprised if I found out there was horse meat in there, much less something like a pig.
...Wait, so... the stuff that Americans call "Canadian bacon"... is not what Canadians refer to as bacon?No. It's not. It's really not. That's just sliced ham. lol Bacon is bacon. Hell, every sandwich even has a picture so you can see what it is. It very, painfully clearly shows that it's bacon-bacon. That's why the question is stupid.
@_@ I was half-joking with that. Maybe should've put a 'XD' on the end to make that more clear or something.#1: How the fuck is any fast food employee going to know that at all to be able to answer the question? All we know about the meat is about as much as you know about the meat, save that we have a chart that says what meat is what.
#2: We have health standards. It's kind of, you know, 100% illegal to sell not-beef beef, or not-pork pork, without disclosing that. I mean, in the US, you might be able to just sell whatever you want and call it meat, but Canada has actual standards.
#3: If you're seriously that concerned about food contamination, why are you ordering food out at a fast food restaurant? Hell, even legit restaurants have severe issues keeping their food 100% not contaminated unless they're highly prestigious in some way.
#4: Eat your fucking food, I'm not your doctor, Christ.
Seriously, if there was horse meat found in the meat, that would be front page news and Arby's would be feeling the pain. Plus I'd like to think I could recognize not-pork pork, or not-beef beef. The roast beef is only roast beef to the best possible standards given time constraints and health laws. If that's not a good enough answer (and really, what should be the assumption when you're eating out and not cooking for yourself), then your standards are far too high and you fall into the "daddy's money" category of people. And as aforementioned stories went, I don't care about daddy's money people.
Nope. Their bacon is the same as our bacon. "Canadian bacon" is an American term. :P...Wait, so... the stuff that Americans call "Canadian bacon"... is not what Canadians refer to as bacon?
Am I understanding this right?
OH. Ok. That makes a lot more sense then.Nope. Their bacon is the same as our bacon. "Canadian bacon" is an American term. :P
Oh boy, this one. This one was special. It was the first day I was on cash duty, and I was training in the afternoon, when it wasn't busy. I actually enjoy interacting with customers (most of the time), and the cash register was a new thing for me to do and learn, so it held my attention for a while. (I still enjoy it now, but I'm sure the spectacle of being trusted with my month's salary in a drawer will wear off fairly quickly.) So, anyway, a lady and her teenage daughter walk in. Neat.
So, they order their sandwiches, and they do hyper special nonsense to it. Being that I was new on cash, and the supervisor was busy, I resorted to shouting back what to do to the standard sandwiches to our cook, who was a middle eastern girl, dunno where from though. Nice lady, works hard, her English is fantastic but she beats herself up for it a lot. Going through school to impress her parents, first generation immigrant type deal. The good kind. The normal kind.
"Why are you shouting at her??" Asked the teenager, incredulous, as she finally spent five seconds looking away from her phone to look at me.
"Well, I'm new to cashier duty, so I was instructing her as to what to not put on your sandwiches, so you would get what you wanted." In hindsight, I probably should have used less commanding language. Like instead of "instructing," probably should have said "suggested," and instead of saying "what you wanted", I could have said "what I believe you asked me to do." Always take personal responsibility, tends to defuse situations a lot. Anyway...
"But you're yelling at her!"
"Yes, in order to be heard over the sounds of kitchen devices."
"I bet you yell at her all the time. She's not stupid you know, you could talk to her face to face!"
"I can't actually leave my station here while a customer is getting their order done."
"That doesn't excuse you from verbally abusing her!"
Meanwhile, this whole time, the mother is looking over at her daughter, with this most wicked smile. Basically, this was her mother's reaction to her daughter chewing out a cashier for making sure their sandwiches would be made properly.
So, I finally did the smart thing, and I apologized. Profusely, and non-stop. Forums? Sure I can debate my heart out, no problem, can always walk away. My job? Oh fuck that, I'm not paid to give my opinion. I'm paid to make n' sell sammiches, like the most basic bitch that ever lived. This managed to shut her up, however, judging by the narrowed eyebrows she had as she typed away on her phone furiously, I'm sure I was the subject of a tumblr post, or a tweet, or a text message, or something equally banal and empty. They got their sandwiches and started walking away, and, being that she's fuckingretardedspecial and unique, or extremely inconsiderate, I overheard what she said to her mother as they walked away.
"One day, I hope every man is in as lowly a position as him, so that they can finally understand what it's like to be a woman."
Ah, don't worry little lady. I didn't really give a shit about the opinion of a socialite who goes to college on Daddy's Money then, and I still don't now.
OH. Ok. That makes a lot more sense then.
Sorry sorry, I'll... stop trying to defend these customers.
Wow... XD"Can I have [insert McDonalds/Burger King/et cetera item here]." (This once happened 15 times in one day, with one lady in particular doing it 3 times in a row in drive-through before finally stumbling onto a thing we do actually sell.)
"Is this water Halal?" (... I... Would assume so, yes.)
"Can I have a sandwich and pay you back for it later?" (Do we look like a bank to you?)
"Can you give me an employee discount?" (No.)
"Can you just upsize the fries beyond large?" (No. There is no size beyond large.)
[After buying sandwiches, et cetera, gets them all.] "Can I change my order?" (No. You've paid for it, you've got it, now eat it. I can get you a new order, though.)
"I demand a refund!" (If you ate the fucking sandwich, I can't give you a refund, except under extenuating circumstances. Seriously, I'll go get my manager, they'll tell you the same thing. You can get a refund if we overcharged you. If you got the wrong order, we'll happily apologize and get you the right one, but you'll need to prove it with a receipt, which we hand to you, even if you decline wanting one. For this specific reason.)
"Can I sell you X?" (No. We're selling you a product, fuck off. Go call the higher ups if you want to sell Arby's on something, individual stores have no power to change their menu or most finances, so trying to sell us something is pointless.)
Wait really? Holy shit that's actually really nice to hear. XDThis is a story of instant karma and social humiliation. Something different from the usual fair of screeching daddy's girls, drug addicts, drunk natives, and so on. A fair change of pace, I think. It started with one of the old homophobic dipshits from Episode 2 coming in and ordering a coffee. He struck up a conversation with me while he waited for me to get his coffee, sugar, and cream. (If the store ain't busy, I can do extra things to make a customer happy. Also, this was the more reasonable guy from earlier. The one who said that gays making a new soviet union was "a bit crazy.") A gay couple (two women) entered the store as captain dipshit here starts talking to me about the gay agenda, and why gays don't belong in politics. Now, he doesn't seem to notice that they're gay. I however, do. You know that "gaydar" thing, that strange feeilng? Well, I didn't really need that, cuz' I saw em' smooch each other on the way in the door. He didn't. I kept my mouth shut though, because I wanted to see how this would go.
As I finish making the coffee and hand it to the old guy, I notice he had turned his attention to the two girls. They were nodding and simply listening, tolerating his spew about how "dem NDP gays" were ruining the oil-based economy. The two girls then held each other's hands and kept smiling. Old guy compliments their manners and looks. One of them finally opens their mouth and says "thanks, I'm sure me and my girlfriend will remember this."
Homophobe took a few seconds to catch on, then, finally, he seemed quite humiliated. He was alone, and the two girls offered to eat with him. He quietly accepted. They sat down and enjoyed their meal. He walked out smiling, they walked out smiling.
There was no explosive drama. They actually communicated and learned about each other and grew as a result of it.
Nobody is going to goddamn believe me, but, hell, it happened. Now whether the homophobe is actually going to be a better person as a result of this event, hell if I know. I hope so. We'll see when I next see the guy. From here on out, we'll call him Reasonable Homophobe. Hopefully that second word will get dropped when next I speak with the guy.
Speaking as another Canadian, in my area we do actually distinguish the two by such....Wait, so... the stuff that Americans call "Canadian bacon"... is not what Canadians refer to as bacon?
Am I understanding this right?
Well I understand why no one in Canada would call it "Canadian bacon". After all, the stuff I referred to as "American bacon" for clarification is only ever just called "bacon" here in the US.The three regions I have lived in (South Ontario, Central Alberta, and Southern Alberta) don't have anything called "Canadian bacon", which I am certain is American jargon for peameal bacon, or back bacon, which are those delightful thin slices of cured ham that was posted before. Seriously, fry that shit up in a pan or in the oven and serve on toasted English muffins. Fucking amazing.
Well I understand why no one in Canada would call it "Canadian bacon". After all, the stuff I referred to as "American bacon" for clarification is only ever just called "bacon" here in the US.
I was just saying that, if we have "Canadian bacon" in the US, I was thinking it might be possible that, in Canada, someone might use the term "American bacon" to refer to what we just call "bacon" here -- as opposed to referring to the pig's country of origin.
But, I see now that there seem to be a lot of regional differences in all this terminology, so... yeah. Who knows.
Pics or it didn't happen.So, holy shit.
Two days ago I actually found something labeled as Canadian bacon.
I bought two packs because they were exactly what I was looking for.