Woo~ New meat.

It's wonderful, isn't it?

So laugh while you can for it may just be your last.
 
*arrives with a weeaboo-detector*

OVER HERE, MATES! WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE!

*rubs hands and twirls mustache*
 
DEFENSIVE PERIMETER, NOW!!!

*A pair of CV-141 Star Lifter IIs roll in, deploying three Bradley IFVs, a Stryker, and forty SAW Operators. They proceed to ventilated Orochi with full metal jackets, explosive rounds, and missiles.*

DIVISIONAL ARTY!!!

*155mm HE Point Det slams into the target zone, taking Orochi out.*

Hold the line, just in case...
 
I'm not a "weeaboo". I'm actually from Japan.
._______.
 
*Snuggles Mi~chan*

And you're awesome. Don't forget that.
 
-tries to ignore TK and clears throat- Well, th-thank you, TK. I think that you're cool, too.
 
"Thanks for expending all that ordnance to keep you safe."

You're welcome... Jet fuel isn't cheap... Neither is biodiesel, TOW missiles, grenades, etc...
 
*Snuggles Mi~chan*
 
O_____o|l|
>///<
You're embarrassing me, TK. I told you I was shy.
 
*Moves up behind Orochi and slits his throat with a bowie knife*

Just making sure, y'know.

Welcome to Iwaku. I'm Grumpy, resident horror genre obsessive and CBox hitman. Don't take most of the stuff Asmo says to heart (he's being sarcastic most of the time), fuck not with the ISAF (though you could probably guess that already), be wary in the CBox (it's a nasty place, filled with robots and hitmen and the occasional emo kid uprising we have to put down), and for the love of God, be careful in Insanity; that place damages your brain.

Just... get an assault rifle, or something. Seriously, you'll need it.

*Disappears down a plot hole, then pops up again*

Oh, and TK's like that all the time. Just saying.

*Runs before rocks are thrown*
 
Thanks for the advice, Grumpy. ^_^
-pats TK on the head- She's very affectionate, ne? -offers TK a stick of Pocky-
 
*Julez tackles Mi~chan*

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKY!
 
*Leaps out of the plot hole and kills the Pocky WITH FIRE*

Sorry. Cult rules, dear.

*Runs the fuck away before TK catches up*
 
*A pair of Minigunners tackle Grumpy and set him on fire.*
 
*reveals assorted camera equipment and telephoto lenses used to "shoot" weeaboos*

OH DEAR LORD, AN ACTUAL JAPANESE PERSON!

ARSIE! CONTAIN HER BEFORE THE WEEABOOS FIND OUT!

*dies in grumper's arms, dramatically*
 
No, we're both Pocky mainiacs, you see~
I don't mind sharing with her. : 3
-nibbles on chocolate end of pocky-

Are the weeaboos going to hurt me? .____.
-doesn't really know exactly what they are just looked it up-
 
There's a guy named 'Paorou Sama.'

He's on a witch hunt of sorts...
 
*nibbles on the regular biscuit stick end of the pocky that Mi~Chan is currently nibbling on*
 
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