Woo~ New meat.

Pocky game, TK-chan...? -raises eyebrow and continues to nibble-
I warn you, I always win! Or...usually.
 
Juuuuulez...

SAW Operator: Oh shit... Guys, take cover. The vampire might go Hannibal Lecter in a bit...
 
*Shoves Orochi off him*

...Wait, she's actually Japanese?!

HOSHIT RED ALERT--

*Starts hammering on the Big Red Button*

GET A TEAM DOWN HERE NOW, BEFORE THE WEEABOOS SMELL HER.
 
*Carl beats Grumpy with a shovel.*

I already got a perimeter established, dammit!
 
OH JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY >:E


Paorou dislikes weeaboos coz he wants to be the highest-ranking weeaboo.


*highlander themesong plays as Orochi poses dramatically*

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
 
Is it really that big of a deal to them? Huh? Really?
-hides underground- We must prepare for an all out attack, ne? -straps on pillows aroud torso with ductape and wears a metal strainer as a helmet- Luckily, I have prepared for this day.
 
*A Bradley decapitates Orochi with it's 25mm cannon.*

Quiet, you...

And Mika, here...

*Carl hands Mika an IBA flak jacket, Striker Plate upgrades, and an MICH helmet.*

That's sturdier than your armor.
 
*Is hiding under Mi~chan's helmet*

Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

*Has the last piece of the pocky in her mouth*
 
MAKE OUT ALREADY, DAMMIT!




*sings the highlander song*

HEEEEEEERE WE AAAAAAARE!

BORN TO BE KIIIIHIIIINGS!

WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE

*poses*

UNIIIVEEEERSEEEEEEEEEE
 
*Ryker appears behind Orochi and ventilates him with a pair of AGR-16A4 Bullpups.*

Freddie Mercury's rollin' in 'is grave whit yer rendition.
 
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*Clubs Orochi with a baseball-bat*

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SCOTTISH, GODDAMMIT, NOR ARE YOU FRENCH.
 
-sends a glare at Orochi- Quiet you.

uummm. C-can I get a gun??
 
*Hands Mi a kitten*

It's dangerous out there take thisWAIT DAMMIT--

*Throws the kitten out a window and hands her a crowbar*
 
*Snuggles Mi~chan*
 
-salutes Grumpy and runs out into battle- I'll make you proud mother!

-looks back at Orochi- D-don't say that!! You'll jinx it! Just be glad he's not here or stalking all over my profile!
 
*Snuggles Mi~chan*

Dunt worry, protect you, I will.
 
*A Humm Vee rolls up to Mika.*

I hear you need a gun.

Name's Scavenger. Arms Dealing is my game.

So tell me, what are you parameters?
 
Oh God, here we go.

Just... stick with the crowbar. It worked alright for Gordon Freeman; it'll work fine for you.

Seriously, that dude killed aliens with a crowbar. ALIENS.
 
But the Zone killed Gordon Freeman.

He left behind a nice Desert Eagle hand cannon though.
 
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