- Posting Speed
- Speed of Light
- Writing Levels
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
- No Preferences
That's right. We've come full circle.
Ask a question, get a woman.
I have many, stored beneath the floorboards and bound by grueling commercial contracts. I had a female lawyer who was slightly more attractive and successful than them write a clause, which they therefore didn't read, that reduced their social status to a subset of erotic meat products. Now made compliant with heavy use of narcotics and neurolinguistic harassment, they have been conditioned to emulate the brain patterns of Californian rape victims. The slightest inflection at the end of your sentences will induce nympho-maniacal Stockholm Syndrome.
*wheels out the women with a forklift*
Ask a question, get a woman.
I have many, stored beneath the floorboards and bound by grueling commercial contracts. I had a female lawyer who was slightly more attractive and successful than them write a clause, which they therefore didn't read, that reduced their social status to a subset of erotic meat products. Now made compliant with heavy use of narcotics and neurolinguistic harassment, they have been conditioned to emulate the brain patterns of Californian rape victims. The slightest inflection at the end of your sentences will induce nympho-maniacal Stockholm Syndrome.
*wheels out the women with a forklift*