Women for the Questions

Here's my question:


WHY?!?!
 
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Now the die is cast, the first step taken
A glimmer of hope lights up our lives
Visions of the past, dreams forsaken
Re-ignite the sparkle in our eyes
We're alive! So alive!

~Ayreon
 
You're all awful people. Especially Tegan.
 
Yeah, she's the worst.

I can't help what I do. But she.... she should have stopped me.
 
The forklift broke.
 
*Struggles with the controls* This is what happens when you let a woman drive!

*Watches as the women scurry*

Quick! Round 'em up before they start voting!
 
It's too late. They've founded their own sovereign state.


They're calling it NAGasaki.
 
If I ask a question, can I get a womanz too, or do I just get myself?
 
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Beatrix said:
If I ask a question, can I get a womanz too, or do I just get myself?
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Wait, did I miss something? Were you stored beneath the floorboards and bound by a grueling commercial contract written by a female lawyer who was slightly more attractive and successful than you that reduced your social status to a subset of erotic meat products and were then made compliant with heavy use of narcotics and neurolinguistic harassment to condition you to emulate the brain pattern of a Californian rape victim?

No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.



*hurls a left-handed Miss America with green nail polish at Beatrix*
 
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