Why Torsty hates Britain and Japan

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Ochalla

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Spartan blood runs through my veins. *smirks and sips tea*
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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lets see, British, Scottish, Irish, German, Swiss, Danish, Russian, and I'm a descendant of Charlemange so I guess I'll have to admit to some French too.

yeah we've drank and raped just about everything.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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I NEVER SAID MY ANCESTORS DIDN'T RAPE.

IT'S JUST 10000% MORE AWESOME WHEN VIKINGS DO IT.
 
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Paorou-sama

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This is a viking apologist thread.

YOU GUYS ARE TOO BLIND TO THE TRUTH TO SEE IT
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
So come, poor victims of life.

We will grant you... tranquility... in these crypts.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Fel, you have an intresting fascination with rape.
 

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This is where Tort wishes he was.
 
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Paorou-sama

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I WAS LIKE YOU ONCE

CLINGING TO LIFE

AND BLIND TO THE TRUTH