Why Torsty hates Britain and Japan

Spartan blood runs through my veins. *smirks and sips tea*
 
lets see, British, Scottish, Irish, German, Swiss, Danish, Russian, and I'm a descendant of Charlemange so I guess I'll have to admit to some French too.

yeah we've drank and raped just about everything.
 
I NEVER SAID MY ANCESTORS DIDN'T RAPE.

IT'S JUST 10000% MORE AWESOME WHEN VIKINGS DO IT.
 
This is a viking apologist thread.

YOU GUYS ARE TOO BLIND TO THE TRUTH TO SEE IT
 
So come, poor victims of life.

We will grant you... tranquility... in these crypts.
 
Fel, you have an intresting fascination with rape.
 
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This is where Tort wishes he was.
 
I WAS LIKE YOU ONCE

CLINGING TO LIFE

AND BLIND TO THE TRUTH