So by now, we all know our little Viking friend hates Japan and Britain. However, none of us have ever tried to figure this out until now. Here's the reasons why: Number One Island nations. Vikings automatically hate islands and try conquering them. Number Two: Off the Coast of Eurasia, flanking opposite sides of the continent. Again Vikings hate islands. Number Three: Both nations are kind of stand-offish from their neighborhood international organizations: Great Britain is distant from the EU, while Japan is distant from ASEAN. Thus both need to be sacked just like Christian monasteries. Number Four: Lapdogs of the Western foreign policies, I mean let's face it Japan's military is just American and the British really don't seem to do much these days but still has a pretty strong military...Both of which makes these islands hard to sack, therefore making him one unhappy Viking.