I told you. By the rules of the game, the last person to post is the winner. By definition of 'last post', you are in last place. According to society wide competition standards, last place is the loser. Therefore, the winner is the loser.
I call this place the Paradox Position, for it is the place on is in when one is both winning and losing simultaneously, which by definition is impossible.
I am in the Paradox Position.