When you're showing Iwaku to someone...

[Razilin]

Wait....there was something about touching wangs? How did I miss this?!?!

you've got like a billion kids

you've touched enough wangs, MOOOOM

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

you've got like a billion kids

you've touched enough wangs, MOOOOM

No. Just the same Wang multiple times.

 

[Razilin]

No. Just the same Wang multiple times.

WANG WANG WANG WANG

RACKS RACKS RACKS RACKS

 

[Rain of the Night]

In the wise words of Fathers:

When you have a Son, you have to be careful of one Wang

When you have a Daughter, you have to be care of ten Wangs

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

In the wise words of Fathers:

When you have a Son, you have to be careful of one Wang

When you have a Daughter, you have to be care of ten Wangs

Fear the Wang!

 

[Razilin]

In the wise words of Fathers:

When you have a Son, you have to be careful of one Wang

When you have a Daughter, you have to be care of ten Wangs

To all the daughters:

Fear my 10 Wangs.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

What if someone masters the 1000 Wang Combo?

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

What if someone masters the 1000 Wang Combo?

There are lots of those. They're called porn stars.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

There are lots of those. They're called porn stars.

And what does that make the rest of us?
Porn Grasshoppers?

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

And what does that make the rest of us?
Porn Grasshoppers?

Depends on how many wangs you've touched. Your own doesn't count.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Depends on how many wangs you've touched. Your own doesn't count.

...

What comes before Grasshopper?

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

...

What comes before Grasshopper?

A hatching? An apprentice wang enthusiast in the making? Depends on your opinion of wangs and your potential for future contact.

 

[Razilin]

A hatching? An apprentice wang enthusiast in the making? Depends on your opinion of wangs and your potential for future contact.

heh heh

you said WANGS and CONTACT in the same sentence

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

heh heh

you said WANGS and CONTACT in the same sentence

What else are you supposed to do with them? They're not very pretty to look at. Kind of like a deformed mutant mushroom....

 

[Razilin]

What else are you supposed to do with them? They're not very pretty to look at. Kind of like a deformed mutant mushroom....

...that demand contact. WAAAAAANNNG

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

...that demand contact. WAAAAAANNNG

If they talked, every woman would become a lesbian.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kind of like a deformed mutant mushroom....

 

[Grothnor]

If they talked,every woman would become a lesbians.

Well, they ARE dicks....

 

[Razilin]

If they talked, every woman would become a lesbians.

AND THIS IS A PROBLEM WHY?

i fully support girls love

and watch it too

#notacreeper

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

AND THIS IS A PROBLEM WHY?

i fully support girls love

and watch it too

#notacreeper

Nothing creepy there.