When you're showing Iwaku to someone...

[Minibit]

... And the top 3 in general are interracial dating, touching wangs, and "intelligent role players only"

GUYYYYS, I have a guest! Clean up the living room~ >.<

 

[Icy]

There is clearly only one solution here. Bring back Marchosias and the forum will once more be ablaze with classy sophistication and insight.

 

[Dervish]

I'm going to now make a thread called "Hey guys, can you tell me what's wrong with my poop? (Pictures inside)", followed by "Does this look infected? (56K death)".

Just for your friend.

 

[Minerva]

We have only the classiest of topics here on Iwaku.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Why on earth would you show them General Chat?

That's like starting a tour of your house with your grubby, uncleaned toilet.

 

[foodforpigs]

I proclaim that interracial penile contact should be reserved for the intellectual elite.

 

[Dervish]

Why on earth would you show them General Chat?

That's like starting a tour of your house with your grubby, uncleaned toilet.

I'll have you know I'm very proud of the bacterial culture I've been cultivating in my toilet, I think it's on the verge of an industrial revolution. Of course I'm going to show people that first.

 

[Minibit]

Why on earth would you show them General Chat?

That's like starting a tour of your house with your grubby, uncleaned toilet.

I just gave them an invite link! I can't control where they browse from there >.<;;;

 

[Dervish]

I just gave them an invite link! I can't control where they browse from there >.<;;;

Oh great, next they'll find the libertine section and think we're all a bunch of people with super sticky keyboards.

 

[Boba Fit]

Oh great, next they'll find the libertine section and think we're all a bunch of people with super sticky keyboards.

Ohh..... you guys don't?? I thought it was normal.

 

[Minibit]

/weeps

 

[foodforpigs]

/weeps

Everyone loses their innocence sometime, even your guest. Just let it happen.

 

[Shas'Ui]

You brought whoever was with you to the fire pit that never stops burning.

General Chatting is always on fire.

Always.

 

[Grothnor]

GUYYYYS, I have a guest! Clean up the living room~ >.<

Hell no, you're not my mom.

:P

 

[Razilin]

... And the top 3 in general are interracial dating, touching wangs, and "intelligent role players only"

GUYYYYS, I have a guest! Clean up the living room~ >.<

I show them the vids the good people of Iwaku link to the general public

These vids are almost always engaging, relevant, topical, and educational

Why, I just recently linked a video about Women's Health and cancer awareness!

See?

Just doing my part for a healthier tomorrow

 

[Dipper]

You made the mistake of bringing them to Iwaku. Now you have to suffer the consequences.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Oi! We aren't breaking any of the rules set.
So if we're doing that don't tell me how to act in my own home! :(

*Scratches Butt*

I just gave them an invite link! I can't control where they browse from there >.<;;;

You should of thought of that before inviting them. :P

 

[Diana]

my mom still thinks I run porn sites. >:[

 

[Dervish]

my mom still thinks I run porn sites. >:[

Well, she's not wrong.

LIBERTEAM, ASSEMBLE!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Well, she's not wrong.

LIBERTEAM, ASSEMBLE!

^ This

Even if they have more class than PornHub...
If you are roleplaying sex scenes, with detail, then by all technicalities you are writing porn.