When you're showing Iwaku to someone...

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Minibit, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. ... And the top 3 in general are interracial dating, touching wangs, and "intelligent role players only"

    GUYYYYS, I have a guest! Clean up the living room~ >.<
     
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  2. There is clearly only one solution here. Bring back Marchosias and the forum will once more be ablaze with classy sophistication and insight.
     
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  3. I'm going to now make a thread called "Hey guys, can you tell me what's wrong with my poop? (Pictures inside)", followed by "Does this look infected? (56K death)".

    Just for your friend.
     
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  4. We have only the classiest of topics here on Iwaku.
     
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  5. Why on earth would you show them General Chat?

    That's like starting a tour of your house with your grubby, uncleaned toilet.
     
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  6. I proclaim that interracial penile contact should be reserved for the intellectual elite.
     
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  7. I'll have you know I'm very proud of the bacterial culture I've been cultivating in my toilet, I think it's on the verge of an industrial revolution. Of course I'm going to show people that first.
     
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  8. I just gave them an invite link! I can't control where they browse from there >.<;;;
     
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  9. Oh great, next they'll find the libertine section and think we're all a bunch of people with super sticky keyboards.
     
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  10. Ohh..... you guys don’t?? I thought it was normal.
     
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  11. /weeps
     
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  12. Everyone loses their innocence sometime, even your guest. Just let it happen.
     
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  13. You brought whoever was with you to the fire pit that never stops burning.

    General Chatting is always on fire.

    Always.
     
  14. Hell no, you're not my mom.

    :P
     
  15. I show them the vids the good people of Iwaku link to the general public

    These vids are almost always engaging, relevant, topical, and educational

    Why, I just recently linked a video about Women's Health and cancer awareness!

    See?







    Just doing my part for a healthier tomorrow
     
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  16. You made the mistake of bringing them to Iwaku. Now you have to suffer the consequences.
     
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  17. Oi! We aren't breaking any of the rules set.
    So if we're doing that don't tell me how to act in my own home! :(

    *Scratches Butt*
    You should of thought of that before inviting them. :P
     
  18. my mom still thinks I run porn sites. >:[
     
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  19. Well, she's not wrong.

    LIBERTEAM, ASSEMBLE!
     
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  20. ^ This

    Even if they have more class than PornHub...
    If you are roleplaying sex scenes, with detail, then by all technicalities you are writing porn.
     
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