What's the last text message in your inbox?

"Right on! Glad you like it. I bought the dwarf."
 
"Also Josh has a present he got for you in Singapore. We've just not had a chance to give it to you"

I have some serious doubts about this present. These are the same guys that got me a pair of jugs for my christmas like 3-4 years ago after my ex told them my bra size. Yes, said ex was a douche.
 
"Goodnite"

My friend had just gone to bed XD
 
"Sweet. The new immortal and updates comes out tonight."
 
***** coming for dinnah
 
"So dude the first song that startex playing when i got on the bus before my math quiz was dont stop believing. I think i'm going to do fine ^_^"
 
"O" - And yet you complain that those short responses annoy you, mother. D<
 
Yes please, just get me whatever.
 
"No kidding! Please put it on stove"
 
"Please don't post the picture of me and the dildo online."
 
"Id be horrified"

Would it kill ya to use an apostrophe? >__>
 
"Go to bed silly"

Chatting with Corvus at 3 AM
 
"Leave it to Christine to fall asleep anywhere, anytime."

falling asleep on top of homework, yay!~ <3