What's the last text message in your inbox?

"Yeah, bottom of the eighth. And why am I a ninja?"
 
"Yeah. I just watched it again. It's a MoMusu/DoriMusu crossover event."
 
"And she felt bad and I felt bad but she DID drop my Tigger mug."
 
"In 3 weeks. My birthday is in two weeks tomorrow."
 
"Are you gonna stop by Mc donnalds or not"

hahaa
 
[size=+2]รวยรวย!! เติมเงินทรูมูฟ90บ.ขึ้นไป
รวยเพือนกับคุ่เพือนชิ้
แค่นำใบเสแลกซี้อ
ฮานามีหรือสแน็คแจ๊ค
5บ.(ปกติ10บ)ที7-11
วันนี้-25ส.ค54[/size]

Try reading that on a phone screen.

Discount sim cards at 7-11 on the 25th, tell your friends.
 
yeah lol i ended up flicking the truck driver off...dad said i should have shot him with a shotgun lol
 
"So I was just at ups and a guy in line's ringtone was the Portal lady and it reminded me of u, which made me sad."

D'AWW. :3
 
Diehard Scotsman in reply to the question what's worn under a kilt: "There's nothing worn under there, ot's all in perfect working order." - Dad
 
"What if we let you keep the McDonalds toy" - my mate Scott, trying to persuade me to let him come out to harass me for no good reason. Not happening. That'd require a massive heap of laundry done so I have anything decent to wear.
 
You're always late....

hehehh
 
"I assumed something like that when you ran past with a power drill."

Today was a good day.
 
"i didnt feel like coffee cuz it was raining"

lazybum.