What Do You Call it When a Turtle Can't Come Out of Its Shell? ;D

nightingale said:
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PERSON
i am no person i am Aphrodite goddess of love beauty and sex
i arose from the foam that gathered around the genitals of Uranus. They just happened to be floating in the sea -- after his son Cronus castrated his father.
never again shall i be called a person
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o.o.....*pokes nightingale*
 
*slaps schatten and then looks at my hand like it had the plague* oh my i touched a filthy mortal *sighs* and i told myself i wouldnt let anymore mortals look at my beauty..*spins to walk away leaving a trail of fabric behind me* good day mortal may our paths never cross XD *starts to roll away on the floor*
 
o.o why are you rollling?
 
then do the cupid shuffle or something instead XD
 
actually cupid is aphrodites son
so why would i do the shuffle of my son
 
cuz u lurve him!X3
 
In all of this I'm just wondering, how in the bloody hell did this get from disfuntional turtles to greek gods/goddesses who love incest! I just wanna know...
 
this IS the asylum forum >.>
 
XD
 
I understand Paorou now, when he spoke of Insanity.

Back when funny was insulting each other in caps and not silly emoticons.
 
Your wiseness on the insanity meter has just gained an extra level which officially makes it 9001.
 
Ruikio said:
In all of this I'm just wondering, how in the bloody hell did this get from disfuntional turtles to greek gods/goddesses who love incest! I just wanna know...
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because im just that good ^_^
and wait when did aphrodite love incest @_@
 
Actually i think she is one of the few that didnt o.o
 
schatten1220 said:
Actually i think she is one of the few that didnt o.o
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yes she would screw anything...but i dont remember her ever going for family XD

i love greek gods and goddess
half of the men are bi and the other half were just pricks
and all the woman where either evil or whores ^_^
 
Eh, I dont remember that was like a year ago. (well mythology I mean)
 
the executions shall begin shortly
*checks the barrel of his bolt pistol*
 
but gods a goddeses cant be killed by mortals, even emperors cat men.
 
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I are cat emperor of catkind, i am immune to your logic
 
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