What Do You Call it When a Turtle Can't Come Out of Its Shell? ;D

hey hey hey..my friends had a convo about graduation that somehow ended on anal sex and fake tits so mleh! :P
 
I'd call that a shy turtle! D:<

Why do you feel the need to tease the turtle so much!?

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If all he wants to do is masturbate INSIDE his shell you should let him!
 
wow anal and they never talked about poking the brown eye....
 
OH Myrn, you sure are 'special'. I think O-o I don't even know what to call it but I have heard that if you rub the side close to the opening it will come out. But that is just what I have heard
 
Rain said:
OH Myrn, you sure are 'special'. I think O-o I don't even know what to call it but I have heard that if you rub the side close to the opening it will come out. But that is just what I have heard
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are you talking about the turtle...because that could work with more than turtles -_-
 
nightingale said:
are you talking about the turtle...because that could work with more than turtles -_-
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Yes...turtles... O_O OH oh O////////o ehhh I hope this is a dirty joke cus I don't want to seem perverted now that I think I got it
 
HAH! Being Perverted is a BLESSING! A BLESSING I tell you!

SUCH A FREEDOM OF MIND!
 
Yeah well, sometimes my mind has a little too much freedom > <
 
FREEEEDOOOOOOOOM!

*takes of his clothes and runs off into the sunset*
 
*laughs and picks up MYrn's clothes* ALRIGHT...its time to come back Myrn
 
Well then maybe you should have asked for help first!!!
 
Wow people...i leave my thread for two and a half hours...and ppl r talking about shy turtles while another is stripping....WHY DID NO ONE CALL ME ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 
*pauses while chasing Myrn* wait...i could call you??
 
well...no but....u shoulda told me XD
 
unless u wanna call ;D
 
hmmm...*ponders* well...how could i call if i wanted to...and you said no ^_^
 
well all my links are below my name soooo
 
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