Lisanne had zoned out for a little bit, her attention now on the TV across the counter. She bit her lower lip, staring at the screen like it was its own damn fault that she was being pursued by the whole damn galaxy.
"...the space pirate captain known as The Shapeshifter has managed to escape the maximum security cell of the Hellsburg prison. Currently, we do not have informations about her real name, however, here's a picture of her." And then, Lisanne stared with widen eyes. There was her in the photo, even though it was a horrible quality photo, there she was. Her right hand was on her hip while the other pointed to her front, she was giving orders apparently. Even though the photo was taken from her back, and from far away, you could still recognize her. Shit shit shit shit shit shit. Oh fuck. I'm doomed. I didn't know they had a picture. A fucking picture. Fuck, what am I gonna do now? Stealthily, she turned to watch the others, they didn't seem too interested on the TV, well, she hoped they weren't. And if they were? She had to get out of there without being suspicious. But what about the guards? Shit. Swallowing her saliva, she tried to recompose herself. She had to act normally, like nothing was wrong. Yeah, she could do that. Though it would be a bit more difficult right now, with, you know, the whole fucking galaxy wanting her head on a plate for lunch. Oh, let's not forget the tomato sauce! Tomato sauce made everything better. While we're at it, why don't we use her skull as a wine glass? That's classy as fuck.
Ugh. She wanted to die.
"Bartender? Would you gimme another shot of that yellow stuff?"