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Levusti
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My sister and I were being derps after eating delicious Tex-Mex fajitas at a restaurant. Anyways, my breath was all garlicky and somehow we hypothesized what a nice superpower that would be, to breathe stanky azz breath all over someone to manipulate them.
Like you stand in a long line for the elevators and you just breathe at everyone's face. Then, in disgust, they part like the biblical legend of the Red Sea so you can do what you like.
Or you're robbing a bank and tell the teller to hand over the money. She replies, "No." Then you breathe on her face. And then she backs away swiftly saying, "Oh, God! Yeah, no, bye. Have the money."
Or maybe you're being threatened by the police or someone's holding you at gunpoint. You tell them, "Gimme your gun." They refuse and you breath in their face. They hand their gun to you. "God, why did you that. Here, just have it."
So what other unfortunate but incredibly useful superpower could you conceive?
Like you stand in a long line for the elevators and you just breathe at everyone's face. Then, in disgust, they part like the biblical legend of the Red Sea so you can do what you like.
Or you're robbing a bank and tell the teller to hand over the money. She replies, "No." Then you breathe on her face. And then she backs away swiftly saying, "Oh, God! Yeah, no, bye. Have the money."
Or maybe you're being threatened by the police or someone's holding you at gunpoint. You tell them, "Gimme your gun." They refuse and you breath in their face. They hand their gun to you. "God, why did you that. Here, just have it."
So what other unfortunate but incredibly useful superpower could you conceive?