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Muscular Garfield

Formerly 'Pete Pete lePete'
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10/10

Would force air out of my nose again.








(Also your link doesn't work, bruh)
 

Minerva

The Times They Are-a Changin’
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Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Alt History, Anything really. It honestly depends on how I'm feeling. I am always up for a good, solid Cyberpunk RP. I'm also up for Crossover RPs.
This is why we don't do drugs late at night, people!
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
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I fell for it. ;___; stupid spambot
 

Jorick

Magnificent Bastard
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Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
REPORTED FOR SPAMBOT
Maybe this will finally get rid of that pesky Asmo
 
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Asmodeus

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haha yes it is much plenteous diana nottingham when make for the eventual victory of all one god, knowing this and more so for low low price.
 

fatalrendezvous

Mother Knows Best!
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Fantasy (High and Low), Sci-Fi, Modern Fantasy, Modern Realistic, Apocalypse, Drama, Romance... I have lots of interests!
Shameless plug is shameless.
 

Midian

Stars fear no distance
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Magical Realism, adventures/action, scifi and fictional modern, Medium-high fantasy, complicated romance, Adult, Horror, Japan-friendly, fanbased, LGBT*-friendly, flexible period drama, dystopias, mythological influence, psychological drama and horror... Open to other suggestions as well.
I'd like to do something like this for a class lecture and see how long it takes for all of them to become visibly uncomfortable and leave. Everyone who stays gets bubblegum.
 

Asmodeus

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mass bets of bubblegum certified rightly on the course of make finances guaranteed will certainly not be ungainly to the satisfaction of gigantic movie tickets.
 

Midian

Stars fear no distance
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Magical Realism, adventures/action, scifi and fictional modern, Medium-high fantasy, complicated romance, Adult, Horror, Japan-friendly, fanbased, LGBT*-friendly, flexible period drama, dystopias, mythological influence, psychological drama and horror... Open to other suggestions as well.

Izurich

Pikaface
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Windsong

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Do not be of the forgetting to give ten of ten ratings for business of the future.

(Bought stuff on eBay and they add little notes in broken English that basically said 'rate us top or else'. Wish I remembered the exact wording. It was vaguely threatening.)
 

Tegan

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efficacy of competitor turgid imitations is justified questioned
 
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Asmodeus

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it is the two encouragable and of right hilarity for us now to construct a strand where bots of spamming might ingress to sensate the homeliness.
 

Tegan

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compulsory celebrations amid operatives me crafting success in recent foray of the general
 

Asmodeus

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necessary caution is imperative to iron pumping however, as alternative reviewers may reflect this an exclusive comedy on which they are forbidden encroachment.
 

Minerva

The Times They Are-a Changin’
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Male, Female
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Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Alt History, Anything really. It honestly depends on how I'm feeling. I am always up for a good, solid Cyberpunk RP. I'm also up for Crossover RPs.
Well, we found out that it's not Gwazi that's the sentient spambot.

It's Asmo.
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
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Asmodeus waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were spammers in the site. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Diana were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Asmo was an admin for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the roleplays and he said to dad "I want to be on the RPs daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SHITPOSTERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the General Chat of Iwaku he knew there were spammers.
"This is Diana" the Skype crackered. "You must fight the spammers!"
So Asno gotted his snarky comebacks and annoyed everyone in a thread.
"HE GOING TO BAN US" said the spammers
"I will stop him" said the spambot and he fired the adlinks. Asmo snarked at him and tried to get him banned. But then the thread got locked and they were trapped and not able to ban.
"No! I must ban the spambots" he shouted
The Skype said "No, Asmo. You are the spambots"
And then Asmo was a shitposter.
 
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Windsong

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Asmodeus waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were spammers in the site. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Diana were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Asmo was an admin for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the roleplays and he said to dad "I want to be on the RPs daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SHITPOSTERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the General Chat of Iwaku he knew there were spammers.
"This is Diana" the Skype crackered. "You must fight the spammers!"
So Asno gotted his snarky comebacks and annoyed everyone in a thread.
"HE GOING TO BAN US" said the spammers
"I will stop him" said the spambot and he fired the adlinks. Asmo snarked at him and tried to get him banned. But then the thread got locked and they were trapped and not able to ban.
"No! I must ban the spambots" he shouted
The Skype said "No, Asmo. You are the spambots"
And then Asmo was a shitposter.
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
 
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