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[Hecatoncheires]

Hail Satan, bruh.

 

[Jorick]

Asmodeus waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were spammers in the site. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Diana were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Asmo was an admin for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the roleplays and he said to dad "I want to be on the RPs daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SHITPOSTERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the General Chat of Iwaku he knew there were spammers.
"This is Diana" the Skype crackered. "You must fight the spammers!"
So Asno gotted his snarky comebacks and annoyed everyone in a thread.
"HE GOING TO BAN US" said the spammers
"I will stop him" said the spambot and he fired the adlinks. Asmo snarked at him and tried to get him banned. But then the thread got locked and they were trapped and not able to ban.
"No! I must ban the spambots" he shouted
The Skype said "No, Asmo. You are the spambots"
And then Asmo was a shitposter.

Nice copypasta edit, bro.

 

[Tegan]

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