Um...

[Cpt Toellner]

Nazi Germany

Then I can be your dictator baby.

 

[Mid]

 

[Dervish]

*groans at the last 2 posts*

You guys seriusly need to get laid ASAP! Just to vent off some of that sex-frustration you'r brimming vith :D

Thanks for imposing. My sex life is fine, thanks.

 

[Space Cowboy]

 

[Turtle of Doom]

 

[Diana]

Hey babe, what's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

You're welcome. That's all you're getting from me.

POINTS FOR MAKING ME NEARLY DIE WITH LAUGHTER.

 

[Arcadia]

 

[Mid]

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Hey babe, what's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

You're welcome. That's all you're getting from me.

If that line ever worked, than you're a king. That would seriously scare the shit out of me if someone directed it to me.

 

[Touch of Insanity]

 

[Marchosias]

If that line ever worked, than you're a king. That would seriously scare the shit out of me if someone directed it to me.

Lol, I'd just roll my eyes and ignore it. :P Or slap him, if I'm in a less forgiving mood.

 

[Kagayours]

"Hey, are you my homework? Cuz I'm not doing you right now, but I should be."

 

[Finhawk]

After going through this thread, I figured you need clear instructions. You're welcome.

 

[Midnight Maiden]

Maybe he won't give me the key to his heart...

...so its a good thing my lockpicking is at level 98. :D

I want to sneak a Pikachu in the shower.

Can I try out your lightsaber?

You have to be what I've got to do next, because my Clairvoyance lead me right to you

I choose you!

im so sorry

 

[Mid]

 

[Dervish]

If that line ever worked, than you're a king. That would seriously scare the shit out of me if someone directed it to me.

I think pickup lines are universally stupid, so it's more of a humourous thing about how horrible it is. I always found just striking up a conversation works just fine, possibly better, than a pickup line, which just strikes me as a tool for someone with nothing interesting to say.

 

[Yatagarasu]

 

[Yatagarasu]

AND I SWEAR THIS IS ALL OF Y'ALLS RIGHT NOW

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

 

[Absyinthe_Artica]

How much do Polar bears weigh?
ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE! HI MY NAME IS WILLOWS!