Um...

[Diana]

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

 

[Arcadia]

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

I'm starting to think it's a good thing I'm married, because I would use every single one of these lines. My love life would be nonexistent.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I'm starting to think it's a good thing I'm married, because I would use every single one of these lines. My love life would be nonexistent.

Nah, you'd just thin out the herd to be just the top picks. Those who can appreciate a good pun. :3

 

[Cpt Toellner]

On a scale from 1-'Merica. How free are you tonight?

 

[Yatagarasu]

On a scale from 1-'Merica. How free are you tonight?

Nazi Germany

 

[Brovo]

Nazi Germany

 

[Touch of Insanity]

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

 

[Mid]

 

[Touch of Insanity]

 

[Marchosias]

...this thread :c ...

...

... O_o :P

This one I dig, though! :) Ambitious... now if only I'd meet more guys vho can back up that claim and last "all night long" vith me.

 

[Squee]

This one I dig, though! :) Ambitious... now if only I'd meet more guys vho can back up that claim and last "all night long" vith me.

Have you tried using rubber bands?

 

[Marchosias]

Have you tried using rubber bands?

I prefer leathery ones. :P

 

[Brovo]

I prefer leathery ones. :P

 

[Space Cowboy]

I prefer leathery ones. :P

 

[Slade]

*Have used every single one of these*

-Hey Baby, were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special



-I got 8 gigs of RAM if you know what I mean



-Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I will bust this nut
Inside of you

 

[Dervish]

Hey babe, what's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

You're welcome. That's all you're getting from me.

 

[Marchosias]

*groans at the last 2 posts*

You guys seriusly need to get laid ASAP! Just to vent off some of that sex-frustration you'r brimming vith :D