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Just sayin, heeeeyyyyy bae.
 
...This was worth its own thread?
 
Oooo! A cheesy pickup thread?

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Nooooooooo~ oooooooooooooooone~
Dicks
like Gaston
No one's pricks like Gaston!
Yet in threesomes there's no one who fits like Gaston!
"Yes, the ladies, they find me intimidating!"
There's no one that's quite like Gastoooooooooo~n!
 
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.
 
Now I have to throw this on here.

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You made me go full nerd!
 
Want to kiss.

After all, Tulips are better than one.
 
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Wouldn't you use that if you were picking up married women?

It would be: Madamnoiselle. If it were for unmarried girls.

I think I just ruined the joke by thinking...
 
Hey gurl, I just got a Pikachu and you're so fine I would Rhydon that all night long.

Want us to find somewhere private so my Master Balls can Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
 
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*Looks at the post in OP*

Wouldn't you use that if you were picking up married women?

It would be: Madamnoiselle. If it were for unmarried girls.

I think I just ruined the joke by thinking...

Get out of here you thinker! He was using the phrase as tho he was saying "hot damn."

Lvl 1 Joke killer
 
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