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I wouldn't show it to confused and impressionable young film students, but as someone who likes B-moviesFUCK YOU ALL.
I LIKED THE MOVIE.
THE ITALIAN HUNTER DUDES MADE A BUGGY OUT OF A GIANT POISONLESS SCORPION.
admittedly i know it raped greek mythology, but i liked it anyway.
...What was the point of the mechanical owl?
Seriously...what significance did it play?
Apparently, that's what the remakers thought too. They relegated it to a "take that!" cameo. :(
Which might have made more sense if the new film didn't make equally cheesey and less-logical additions of its own.
In light of the rest of the film, I now take it as a friendly jab for humor's sake.
Lincoln Log Liches. :P