Being a creature of insatiable rage, a list of things that piss me off would essentially be a list of things with a pulse. So I shall condense the list to the top ten as applies to RP, in no real order
1. Anyone RPing an "Apprentice" of death or really having anything to do with Death and your first name does NOT start with a D, Death is your goth older sister who yells at you when you're being an immature dumbass, not a handle to make your character awesome. Do you see it in any fiction? only once, and it was his son WHO DID HIS OWN FUCKING THING!
2. Vampires, Being a hardcore OWoD Fan this may shock you, but basically if you aren't a WoD Vamp, and you're not a main character in the Hellsing Anime, I'm going to hunt you down and burn your fucking haven to the ground during daylight hours. You are a Predator in the night FUCKING ACT LIKE IT
3. Anime Based Roleplays, Go die in a tire fire
4. Katanas, I have nothing against the Samurai who wielded them, or the code they follow, in that case i have no issue. What i have an issue with is this v
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5. Universe Nazis, In an RP societal rules are meant to be broken, if the rules didn't need to be broken, you have no need for heroes/villans in the first place.
(here's looking at you 40k fans who beat it to slaaneshi porn)
6. Because I said so GMing, you have approved the character for the RP, which means you read the fucking character sheet. So why is it that you then, when a character is presented with a situation BY YOU, you get pissy when that character acts in a way completely in keeping with said character, but not the way you wanted, and you piss, moan, whine, and blame the player FOR YOUR SHITTY GMing.
7. Vengeful GMs, man the fuck up and talk to your player when he's being a shithead, or you're leaving my table with a fucking Traumatic brain injury. I. Will. Slap. A. Ho.
8. Alignment Nazis, Go fuck yourself Flaws of the alignment grid aside, it is not the only playable nine distinct personalities, it is a generalization of your characters moral and ethical code of conduct, just because it's not what you perceive doesn't mean that's not what it is.
9. OOC whiners, If you bitch about every little thing that goes on in the OOC, two thirds of the questions you're asking OOC SHOULD FUCKING BE ASKED IN FUCKING CHARACTER YOU FUCKING MORON. Go play in traffic.
10. players who are fucking allergic to character death. I have another picture for you, He's the greatest anime character of all time AND HE DIES HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIRST SEASON. If your characters sacrifice serves to spur on the plot, you're like him.
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