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Name: Seymour Barlow
Age: Old
Species: Vampire
Appearance:
Once a broad shouldered Adonis of a man... of a vampire, Seymour Barlow has been afflicted by the chronic ails of laziness and gluttony, all of which have managed to win out over an enhanced metabolism. The Seymour of today is out-of-shape and almost constantly out of breath, heavy set and paunchy.
Still, however, likes to maintain some veneer of vampire grace, and will often try and fit himself into suits and tuxedos that haven't fit in... a long time. Reverts to tracksuits and pajamas in private, however!
Personality: Abrasive, cocky, and endlessly entitled, Seymour hasn't perhaps come to terms with the fact that his people are being immunised against and marginalised, and that he perhaps wasn't the greatest exemplar of their kind to begin with. Forever attempting to assume the role of gentleman and smooth operator, his penchant for pettiness, crude humor and overall shady creep-status almost always come to the fore.
Powers/Abilities: Retains the strength and speed of the typical vampire, with the caveat that he'll probably bust his hip if he attempts to use it.
Weaknesses: Holy water, stakes, sensitive to sunlight.
History: Seymour has been around for a long, long time, and has experienced a varied, eclectic past. Including but not limited to:
- He's a veteran, don't you know!
- Formerly affiliated with the mafia, the triads, the yakuza, the Irish, the Cartels, those weird dudes that sell weed on the corner, that one guy with really good drugs who thinks he can commune with demons, those part-time crooks that still think burning CDs is a viable crime, etcetcetc. A bunch of them probably want to kill him.
- Used to own an ice cream truck! People thought it made him look creepy!
- Adult movies.
- Bad commercials.
- etc.
Family: Seymour is very, very alone.