- Invitation Status
- Posting Speed
- 1-3 posts per day
- One post per day
- 1-3 posts per week
- Online Availability
- This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
- Writing Levels
- Intermediate
- Adept
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Genres
- Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
THE SHIT POST GAMES
Today you have been called upon for a very specific purpose! As you all may have noticed, I vanished from these forums for certain periods of times, during which no shit posts are being made. And then once I return, I am obligated to make up for it. Thus throwing the entire thread economy out of wack!
This is not a sustainable future.
So I have decided to host the Shit Post Games! The rules of the game are simple, within this thread you are to try to create the must awful of shit posts, the most beautiful of shit posts, and the most of what ever other category I deem shit posts that you can! I will be ranking your shit posts accordingly and be calculating different points through a completely fair and unbias system as shown below.
These games will persist for as long as is an appropriate allotment of time, and will be completely unchanging. This rule shall be enforced as strictly as the points system indicated above.
Now, you may be asking. What do I gain out of this (on top of pleasing the all mighty Emperor of Shit Posts)? Firstly to ask such a question is Heresy.
Secondly, the one who obtains the most points will obtain the title of "High Lord", and the next three follow up winners will obtain the title of "Adeptus". This will come along with a badge legitimising your position, forged by none other than your own God Emperor's photoshopping. Which shall be of the highest calibre, and not of poor quality in the slightest sense of the word.
So go by brothers and sisters! Shit Post below and climb the ladder towards true ascension!
I also summon thigh well known Shit Posters to servitude for this is your time of true calling!
@IntrusivePenDesperateSword @Grothnor @Razilin @Bomb @Rithas @Yatagarasu
THE POINTS SYSTEM
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☠ ❄☼✌☠☹✌❄☠☝ ❄☟ ✡⚐ ☹☹ ☜ ✌✌☼☜ ⚐☠❄ ❄⚐ ⚐❄✌☠ ❄☟☜☜ ⚐☠❄ ☹✡ ☜☠ ✌ ❄☟ ✌ ⚐✡ ⚐☞ ❄☟ ☜☠❄☼☜ ❄☼✌☠☹✌❄⚐☠ ✌☠ ☹☹ ✌ ⚐☠❄ ❄⚐ ✡⚐☼ ☠☜✠❄ ☟❄ ⚐❄ ☼✌❄☠☝LENGTH OF THE EVENT
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☜☠ ☼❄☼☜ ❄☟ ❄☼✌☠☹✌❄⚐☠ ❄⚐ ✡⚐☼ ☝⚐ ☜☜☼⚐☼ ☜✌❄☜☹✡ ❄⚐ ☹⚐☜ ⚐☠❄✏ ☟⚐☜✞☜☼ ✡⚐☼ ☹⚐✡✌☹❄✡ ⚐☞ ☼☜⚐☼❄☠☝ ❄☟ ☹☹ ☜ ☠⚐❄☜ ✌☠ ❄☟ ☜✌☼☠ ✡⚐ ⚐☠❄SCORE BOARD
Chapter Bomb - 64
Chapter Grothnor - 44
Chapter Honorabru - 37
Chapter LuckycoolHawk9 - 22
Chapter Minerva - 64
Chapter Plant - 185 + 10
Chapter Rithas - 8
Chapter Stalker - 7
Chapter Tarieles - 5
Chapter Winter - 9
Chapter Yatagarasu - 13
Events in effect
No one expects the Emperors Inquisition! - Tyranids!
Three Questions!
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