The Incredible Vending Machine

[Robbel]

You get a big bird omelet.
Inserts butter.

 

[Razilin]

gets toast
inserts Mr. Popo

 

[Roose Hurro]

Gets a bottle of cream soda.

Inserts booger.

 

[Mr.Scales ⚖]

gets nose spray
Inserts:: Kawaii Turtle

 

[Perfect Neglect]

Receives: a questionable headset.
Inserts: mosquito preserved in amber.

 

[Roose Hurro]

Get malaria in a jar.

Inserts Jar Jar Binks.

 

[Razilin]

gets fan hate

inserts martin freeman

 

[Roose Hurro]

Gets a Freemason.

Inserts Martians.

 

[KaydhenCanFly]

Gets an invasion by aliens.

Inserts new kitten.

 

[Roose Hurro]

Gets cat.

Inserts mouse.

 

[KaydhenCanFly]

Gets cheese.

Inserts restarting Iwaku.

 

[Roose Hurro]

Gets grief.

Inserts happiness.

 

[KaydhenCanFly]

Gets Ebola a Goth.

Inserts Logan Lerman.

 

[Roose Hurro]

Gets struck by lightning.

Inserts Zeus.

 

[KaydhenCanFly]

Gets Poseidon.

Inserts Poseidon.

 

[norevenge]

Inserts Chuck Norris
Gets Morgan Freeman

 

[Razilin]

Gets a roundhouse kick

Inserts anime

 

[Mu]

Gets magical girls

Insert panties

 

[Razilin]

Loses them

Inserts dog

 

[KaydhenCanFly]

Gets cat food.

Inserts Corny Jokes