THE GREAT FOOD CHAIN WAR!

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And is them killed by an American via blanket.
 
@KeatonWorshipper : A NATIVE AMERICAN AIN'T AN ANIMAL. TECHNICALLY IT IS, BUT IT AIN'T GOOD. YOU GET A FUNNY DEATH.

A Fly impregnates your Male Native American & your children (which are maggots) eat the Native American's Body from the Inside out

@Gwazi Magnum: AN AMERICAN AIN'T AN ANIMAL. TECHNICALLY IT IS, BUT IT AIN'T GOOD. YOU GET A FUNNY DEATH.

A Frog Falcon Punches your Balls, & the American dies of pain & Testicle Loss.
 
Frog eats the flies with its tongue.
 
@KeatonWorshipper : A RUSSIAN AIN'T AN ANIMAL. TECHNICALLY IT IS, BUT IT AIN'T GOOD. YOU GET A FUNNY DEATH.

A Fox gives the Russian Diabetes.
 
A wolf tears the fox's throat open and dines on it.
 
A Poison Arrow Frog licks your wolf's back seductively. The wolf in turn, succumbs to the poison, & ultimately dies.
 
A snake slithers up, and Eats the poison arrow frog, as it's species has adapted to be able to feast upon the frog.
 
A wolverine takes the snake bites with no fucks given and proceeds to dine on it.
 
A Tasmanian Devil eats the wolverine.

(Very diverse ecosystem we have here. XD)
 
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A Bugs Bunny tricks the Tanzanian Devil into screwing itself over.
 
(A Tasmanian devil a real thing.)

A wolf bites the bunny, murdering it bloodily before ingesting it.
 
(I know it is)

A Bear then arrives and kills the wolf while it's away from it's pack.
 
And then get's sick from a Mosquito bite.
 
It is then grabbed and eaten whole by an Owl.
 
But then a narwhal jumps out of the water and stabs the owl with it's tusk (horn?)
 
Poetic_Justic3 said:
But then a narwhal jumps out of the water and stabs the owl with it's tusk (horn?)
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The narwhal kills itself with gravity when it is inevitably beached. (I think I win/broke the game, you can't kill what is already dead)
 
Death arrives to collect the Narwhal, but is then destroyed by Chuck Norris.
 
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