The FORBIDDEN Yes/No/Maybe/Sometimes

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That depends on whether or not she turned you into a newt.

Does she weigh the same as a duck?
 
I have no idea on how to find that out.

Should I try and see if she can float?
 
I shall indeed toss her in the lake. If floats, then we burn her!

What happens if she sinks?
 
If she sinks, we shall hang you for drowning a poor mortal woman!

Are you scared yet?
 
I fear nothing but separation from those I love for eternity.

Are you proud yet?
 
I would smile if not for the situation a loved one of mine is in. I cannot bring myself to smile at the moment. Instead, tears fill my eyes.

Does life please you?
 
Most of the time, when I don't let myself dwell on things best not thought about.

Are you alright?
 
Most say yes. I tend to disagree.

Have you ever considered yourself an imposter?
 
I think all roleplayers are imposters to some degree or another.

Do you prefer grape or strawberry jelly?
 
I am ambivalent. I love both.

(And no, I am not alright.)

Do you feel you life has cheated you out of something you deserve?
 
I feel as though people are to blame, not life.

Would you want to be immortal if given the choice?
 
Being immortal would mean I would never truly find peace, for the only true peace is found in the embrace of death.

Do you believe love is unconditional?
 
The first time I had wine I gagged. I feel like that answers the question!

Do you like soda?
 
Not particularly. I prefer water or sweet tea.

Do you like whiskey?
 
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