The bag....

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Asmodeus

Asmodeus

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Diana: ASMO. THERE IS A BAG OF DICKS WAITING FOR YOU IN THE KITCHEN. GO EAT ONE.

fatalrendezvous: Save some for me, Asmo. -04:59 Nov 04

Asmodeus: Eeew, it's leaking. -05:01 Nov 04
[Asmodeus puts the bag in the sink] -05:01 Nov 04

Tegan: Hey! Hey! I've got stuff thawing in that sink! -05:02 Nov 04
[Tegan lifts her bag of thawing nipples] -05:02 Nov 04
Tegan: See this is how we get cross contamination. -05:02 Nov 04

Beatrix: But it tastes best when they are leaking -05:01 Nov 04

Asmodeus: Well, obviously I won't chop the dicks on the same board as the salad. -05:03 Nov 04
Asmodeus: And there are no scrotums attached, so they've all been sterilized. -05:03 Nov 04
Asmodeus: I just hate leaving the skins on. :( -05:04 Nov 04

Tegan: When we entertain the Goldsteins next week, you can take the skins off -05:04 Nov 04










This needs continuing.
 
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Really, baby? Really?
 
*sighs and begins deep-frying one of the dicks for Grumpy*

Now, I'm going to let you eat this independently. But don't get too excited, okay?
 
I need to oil these dicks up and get them in the skillet. They need to be lightly browned.
 
*Puts a hand on Asmo's shoulder*

Baby, no one likes your dick joke from the Cbox.


Let it go. :(
 
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN, WOMAN!


*fries the dicks angrily behind closed doors*
 
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Don't forget to toss my salad when you're done chopping it, Asmo.
 
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Dicks... Asmodeus is frying dicks.
Probably should use some flour though...
 
Too many chefs spoil the dicks. Get out.

*serves dick tacos with shredded lettuce, Greek yoghurt, guacamole and cheese*


Now, wrap that shit up in a tortilla. Don't let anything spray out.



If you drop your dicks on the floor, you're licking it up.
 
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