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Just give him a cute Japanese girl with a B cup. He'll turn straight faster than darkness can make a your mom joke.
All girls are now hereby required to be in their bra when posting in the pictures thread for the sake of men's health. :P
NO! NOT TRUE! THAT WOULD NOT WORK!
...She'd also need to be a J-Pop singer! D:<
This thread proves that the word Boobies gains many posts.