Stare at boobs for longer life

[Homac]

This is why chaste men die young, and lustful perverts live forever.

 

[Delnoir]

All girls are now hereby required to be in their bra when posting in the pictures thread for the sake of men's health. :P

 

[Zypher]

Just give him a cute Japanese girl with a B cup. He'll turn straight faster than darkness can make a your mom joke.

NO! NOT TRUE! THAT WOULD NOT WORK!

...She'd also need to be a J-Pop singer! D:<

 

[Blind Hemingway]

All girls are now hereby required to be in their bra when posting in the pictures thread for the sake of men's health. :P

I'd say go get a girlfriend but at this rate...Yeah, Zypher becoming straight is more likely. :D

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

NO! NOT TRUE! THAT WOULD NOT WORK!

...She'd also need to be a J-Pop singer! D:<

sorry forgot about that part.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

This thread proves that the word Boobies gains many posts.

 

[Delnoir]

This thread proves that the word Boobies gains many posts.

This naturally progresses to the question "How many posts would actual boobies make?"

 

[Professor Crane]

there was a thread on that one too.

 

[Woodrat]

*sigh* Sorry to dismay everyone...

Link

 

[Ochalla]

I feel like an idiot for not verifying this was a true medical study after finding the last 'fact' incredulous. To be safe, from now on I'm going to assume all threads Rory starts came from Cracked.com!

 

[Blind Hemingway]

It's either that or NPR. :D

 

[Alarice]

Considering this is Rory ... <_< >_>

 

[Ochalla]

Except NPR is going to be killed by the Republicans. *runs from the fire this will start*