Stare at boobs for longer life

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
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Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Moonlit Blade

Guest
I'm definitely more immortal than Orochi is, then!
 
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Hope

Guest
So.... how immortal are you if you actually -have- boobs to look at whenever you want?....
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
This explains why women in general get older than men!
FOR SCIENCE! :O
 
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Anglkate

Guest
Just goes to show how awesome we women really are :p WE ARE YOUR LIFELINE!
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
What if, like Darkness, you are gay?
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
And you humans wonder how we space marines live for half a millennia or more.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
SO. . . . .

ANY IWAKU WOMEN FEEL LIKE HELPING US LIVE LONGER?

HUR HUR HUR.
 
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Ochalla

Guest
I think this is just a ruse by the plastic surgery industry. "You should totally get your wife a boob job because looking at bigger breasts will improve your health!"
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
I think it's the arousal factor. When one is aroused it increases blood flow, which helps your heart beat be stronger. So, getting aroused is what makes you live longer, not the boobs.

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Professor Crane

Guest
This is the second time I've seen a thread about this.
 
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Okami_Jigoku

Guest
Lolz.. Yeah um... don't need to look at boobs for longer life... I'm 1006 years old today...JK... I wish!
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
I think it's the arousal factor. When one is aroused it increases blood flow, which helps your heart beat be stronger. So, getting aroused is what makes you live longer, not the boobs.

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Stop trying to get out of looking at boobs.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Stop trying to get out of looking at boobs.
Just give him a cute Japanese girl with a B cup. He'll turn straight faster than darkness can make a your mom joke.
 
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Animaid

Guest
So it's my natural instinct for survival that makes me play games with a huge cast of female characters?