Shower Thoughts...

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  1. First, I shall start us off with hilarity:

    Then I shall ask, what are some of your Shower Thoughts?
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  2. A few good ones:

    -"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of, "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

    -The person who proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

    -They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day, and then just re-release the original.

    -The word "Fat" looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter in the word "Eat".

    -Most people's first word of the year is "happy".
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  3. These made me smile

    I usually listen to music in the shower. Otherwise it gets pretty heavy in there
  4. I wish I was clever enough to come up with some of these... But I can't.
    So here's google.

    Any sex in space, no matter how badly it goes, would still be "out of this world".
    I can kiss your lips, look into your eyes, but suddenly it's weird if I sniff your nose.
    If you live to be 70 years old, you will spend ten years of your life on Monday.
    They should make a biography movie about M. Night Shyamalan but at the end it turns out it's about someone else.
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  5. I giggled at these. ^_^
  6. -Farts are the screams of trapped turds.
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  7. Not sure if this one made me laugh or feel disturbed >.>
  8. "this water's hot"
  9. Wrestling is just the guy version of Soap Operas!
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  10. so true


    I'll try to keep them in my head the next time they come up.
  12. Thought I had yesterday:

    I need to get my drain fixed in the damned tub so I can take a bath without it draining in .005 seconds (And yet it's always clogged so the tub's always in a state of draining?)

    But for serious- The thing that gets me, is the thought of how weird it is to think that we are beings with a high content of water. And we wash ourselves with a main component of our beings. 0.o
    • Text is toneless, but people constantly read tone from it via voices in their head. Everyone listens to the voices in their head!
    • Adorable animals are adorable because they have massive eyes which we reflect our own emotions in.
    • Reality is only sensory input interpreted by the brain, therefore we create our own reality based on our preconceptions on what we can see.
    • (Drunk Bonus): How can I know if anything is real if I can't know that my life is real?
    • If I can only know the total sum of what I've seen in the universe, then originality is bullshit, because I cannot create something from nothing: Only something from what I know.
    I have strange thoughts in the shower.
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  13. "That bottle of "Essence of Rain Forest" Shampoo is really not the fuckin essence of a rainforest..."

    "I should really write up an email of complaint about that fuckin shampoo"
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  14. OMG! I can't breathe! XD

    "If pigs are the most like humans anatomically, does that mean people taste like pork?"
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  16. I've heard human flesh referred to as "long pig." Probably should Google that... heh.
  17. "I wonder. If dad stops making dumb jokes, will he stop being Dad?"
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  19. 'Who in the world tried to lick their own elbow and let everyone else know that it's impossible to lick your own elbow?' o.O
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