Saddest 'injury' you ever got?

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Was making a pretty ordinary sandwhich. I was too lazy to walk across the kitchen to grab a butter knife from the drawer, so I grabbed the oh so conveniently placed butcher knife on the center island. I proceeded to cut my sandwhich in half, and to my utter shock, realized I had absent-mindedly sliced right through my thumb. Thankfully, there was nothing too crucial done, and I realized quick enough before I passed out.
 
Hope said:
Was making a pretty ordinary sandwhich. I was too lazy to walk across the kitchen to grab a butter knife from the drawer, so I grabbed the oh so conveniently placed butcher knife on the center island. I proceeded to cut my sandwhich in half, and to my utter shock, realized I had absent-mindedly sliced right through my thumb. Thankfully, there was nothing too crucial done, and I realized quick enough before I passed out.
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Jesus. o_o

Sliced right through as in right off? Or did you hit something and stop?
 
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Jesus. o_o

Sliced right through as in right off? Or did you hit something and stop?
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I suppose I didn't explain that part well lol. It wasn't as bad as cutting to the bone. I'd say I cat halfway to my finger bone. It was enough for me to freak the f*** out though!

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Realized I wrote "sliced right through," So of course you'd think I sliced it off. That's my bad narrative.
-_____- it's early. That's my excuse.
 
Broke my thumb on my left hand after showing a friend a bunch of grapples and holds.

Also, during a wrestling event here in Britain. I tried to get a guy with a super kick as he was on the turnbuckle, ended up slipping, and smashing my knee into the steel stairs.
 
Hope said:
I suppose I didn't explain that part well lol. It wasn't as bad as cutting to the bone. I'd say I cat halfway to my finger bone. It was enough for me to freak the f*** out though!
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Still pretty painful though. :P
Hope said:
Edit:
Realized I wrote "sliced right through," So of course you'd think I sliced it off. That's my bad narrative.
-_____- it's early. That's my excuse.
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I ain't judging, I haven't slept yet. :P
 
When I was six, I jumped off the roof of my house because I was dumb. I can't even fathom my thought process at that moment.

I almost broke my arm and ankle, and anyway went around with a splint for a couple weeks. Considering I landed on my side, I'm surprised I didn't seriously injure my face in some way, considering my cheek slammed right into the ground. It's kind of a wonder I only got the injuries that I did, really.
 
Hope said:
Was making a pretty ordinary sandwhich. I was too lazy to walk across the kitchen to grab a butter knife from the drawer, so I grabbed the oh so conveniently placed butcher knife on the center island. I proceeded to cut my sandwhich in half, and to my utter shock, realized I had absent-mindedly sliced right through my thumb. Thankfully, there was nothing too crucial done, and I realized quick enough before I passed out.
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Ah. Well. I almost chopped of my own thumb during cutting firewood. Thumb buddies?
 
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I Ran on a picknick table at night, while the table was darker than the grass. My leg leg gained a memorable scar from that episode.
 
Hope said:
Get it? The "thumbs up" for the like button. Hue hue hue
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Would you say you both also had green thumbs?
Get it? Cause the thumb is green? From a lack of blood?

 
What I can remember:

Got splinters in my feet walking around on the beach. You know what's sad? I couldn't go swimming with my friends because of it.

Also cut my thumb opening a can (most recent). Dunno how it happened, I guess my hand just slipped and then wow, there's blood and it stings. Immediately ran it under a tap.

I was running around in the slippery halls back in high school and fell at some point. Sprained my leg and cried a little about it (mostly out of embarrassment). But you know what? The cute guy I liked carrying me to the nurse made up for it ;)
 
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Cracked my head open twice.

1st time was at a relatives house. She and I dancing like idiots, we lean away from each other. She let's go and bang, right on the corner of the wall. I cri. Mom is in other room talking to relatives mom. I cri for about twenty minutes cuz I'm the kid who cris over everything. Rug is stained with blood and my mom flips out :D she always came running from then on.

Second time was at school. Bent over to pick up a piece of paper and I hit my head on corner of counter. "Ow...Geez man." Throw paper away and start talking to my friends and a girls like "OH MY GOD YOURE BLEEDING"
I touch my head and see blood and the first thing out of my mouth is. "Not agaaaaaain." I see the teacher pass out and laugh

Best day
 
>sweet innocent adorable babby henry
>sitting on floor
>father: "come giz me hug"
>stand
>dizzy
>collapse and hit head on table
>stop breathing for 2 minutes
>first hospital visit, first ambulance ride

oh also, I electrocuted myself
>even sweeter innocenter adorabler babbyer 2-year-old henry
>living in Germany
>all electrical sockets have child protection
>APART FROM ONE, because it's behind a huge sofa
>mother in kitchen
>suddenly hears a bang and lights go out
>wtf.jpg
>runs to find me
>finds sofa somehow shifted halfway across the room
>babby henry was secretly the hulk
>babby henry lying by electrical socket with a metal pin in his hand
>holy shit
>wait what
>metal pin is from top of bookshelf
>babby henry was also secretly spiderman
 
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