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Set A Twinkle in the Sky in a far-off exotic land he had never visited before. . .or even seen a picture of in textbooks. Even google images had nothing on this remote location. When he arrived on location to write the story, several people were guarding a huge wall that kept out a feared giant Gorilla along with several Dinosaurs. At some point he dressed up as a cowboy and rode a Velociraptor FOR SOME REASON. . .

This is what inspired that terrorist plot which is in the version you can read now.
 
Has shit dropping from his mouth everytime he talks to the opposite sex.[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
 
(wait.. that wasn't a lie... O_o)

has a fetish for being raped by a gang of hungry... horses.
 
(again, that wasn't a lie... -_-)

fucked another guy he was stuck inside an elevator with.
 
Okay, how about this one...

Showed up at his grandmother's funeral naked.
 
torn off the clothes of all the guests at his grandmother's funeral XD
 
Drank rat urine when he went 69 with Michael Jackson's equally pedo dog.
 
Drank pedo dog urine while he went 69 with Michael Jackson's rat infested corpse.
 
Used the the corpse's remaining gaseous farts as air supply for the rest of his life.
 
Bought the farts from me for £10 weekly cause he wanted to breathe them so badly.
 
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