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Flaremon

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#1
So, yeah, I'm first, so, lie away! And be creative about it. ;)
 
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PattyPixie

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#2
One time, Flare totally mated a cat and a velocoraptor.
The result was not so good.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
#3
Patty once told me that once cut her pubic hair in the shape of a mustache and beard...just like the one Santa-Claus has
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
#4
Myrnodon is wanted by the Dept of Homeland Security for wandering around the streets of NYC in a KGB greatcoat with "Homeland Security" sewn on the back.
 
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Myrnodyn

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#5
Ric once nearly got court marshalled. Apparently he and Mara were caught in the bushes the base, fiddling with an old transistor set trying to send messages to alien lifeforms.
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
#6
It almost worked, too.

Myrnodyn has been scientifically proven to be genetically related to the Common North American Bigfoot!
 
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Myrnodyn

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#7
wait...you are supposed to lie D:

Ric has never actually SEEN his parents....they were shipped off to alaska after a freakish accident involving mutated dolphins and a giant 'turd'le
 
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Flaremon

Guest
#8
Myrn was known to have do the cha cha with Lady Gaga.
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#9
FLARE!!!!! I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!
 
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Flaremon

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#10
Vay was a galactic emperor of Burger King In Space. (highlight here)
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#11
Flare is the prettiest girl i've ever seen.
 
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Flaremon

Guest
#12
GMK has a tendency to implode whenever someone makes a joke about his mom.
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#13
Flare stole my tacos last night.
 
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Flaremon

Guest
#14
October Knight has a whole set of armor and weaponry stored away in his backyard.
 

Dawn

A Very Hostile Pudding
Roleplay Invitations
Chat Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Week, Slow As Molasses
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Transgender, Futanari, Androgynous, Primarily Prefer Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Usually aggressive but I'm more than willing to be passive.
Favorite Genres
Cyberpunk, Horror, Bizarre/Surrealism, Paranormal, Romance, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Supernatural, Grimdark.
Genre You DON'T Like
Really depends. We'd have to discuss it. I can be talked into playing a genre I normally don't like if the plot or idea is really catchy.

Modern Fantasy is the one I dislike the most.
#15
Flare ate exactly 3 and a half bottles of school glue in grade 2.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
#16
Dawn once had sex with George W. Bush. It never came to impeachment because NO-one is interested in GWB's sex life...
 

Dawn

A Very Hostile Pudding
Roleplay Invitations
Chat Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Week, Slow As Molasses
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Transgender, Futanari, Androgynous, Primarily Prefer Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Usually aggressive but I'm more than willing to be passive.
Favorite Genres
Cyberpunk, Horror, Bizarre/Surrealism, Paranormal, Romance, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Supernatural, Grimdark.
Genre You DON'T Like
Really depends. We'd have to discuss it. I can be talked into playing a genre I normally don't like if the plot or idea is really catchy.

Modern Fantasy is the one I dislike the most.
#17
It was good money, dammit >_<

Myrn knows all of the words to every Celine Dion song in existence.
 
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Flaremon

Guest
#18
Sunrise is a lonely alien living on Uranus, surveying the people of Earth while waiting for their impending doom.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
#19
Flare doesn't think it necessary to bath everyday, in fact, once a year seems sufficient to him. This has led to his friendship with a colony of space-flies, who hail him as their supreme being.
 
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Flaremon

Guest
#20
Myrn is trapped in a tiny room on top of a 9000 feet high mountain. The room has no doors, no windows, and the method of which he is placed within the room is unknown, even till the year 9000. Myrn is deeply obsessed with the numerical order of 9000, and carves the number order on each side of the wall for 9000 times for 9000 years.
 
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