Rolling onto his stomach, Hayden cursed as he awoke on a cold hard floor. Opening his eyes, he blinked away black spots from his vision as he pushed away from the floor, slowly forcing himself into a crouch as he attempted to make heads-or-tails of his surroundings. Gripping his forehead with one hand, he braced against the floor with another one as he sluggishly looked around and he was slowly able to deduce a few things.
1, he was in jail.
2, he was hungover as fuck.
"Shit…" He cursed under his breath. Why hadn't anyone found an Anti-Hangover Devil Fruit yet? He'd kill for one. Sure, he'd kill for less, but he'd actually have a reason for killing.
"Ah, you're awake." A jovial voice said and Hayden cringed as the noise sent a jolt through his brain and he turned towards the bars as they noisily opened and he was met with a calm smile from an elderly man.
He was soooo dead.
Glaring weakly, Hayden clenched his jaw.
"Who are you?" He questioned defensively, noticing that neither Sin nor Fenrir were on his person.
"Ah. I'm the law around these parts, son." The man explained, pointing to a bronze badge on his chest. "You got a little drunk last night, and as there were no rooms left due to the festival, I brought you here to rest. Either that or leave you out in the street, and who knows what would have happened." The man laughed while extending Hayden a flask.
Grabbing it gingerly, the suspicious mercenary sniffed it before taking a sip. Said sip turned into a guzzle as the mysterious liquid seemingly laid waste to his hangover and his brain and thoughts became ever so clearer.
Okay, maybe he wouldn't kill the old man.
Maybe.
"What is this?" Hayden questioned as he removed the now empty flask from his lips while wiping his mouth, extending the empty container towards the old man who took it and tied it to his belt loop.
"An old family remedy. I come from a long line of alcoholics," the man paused and laughed, realizing how strange it sounded. "And none of them wanted to deal with hangovers, so they experimented with different recipes before finally created their 'perfect' anti-hangover concoction." He explained and Hayden nodded while standing.
"Thanks." He expressed his gratitude gruffly and the old man laughed quietly before shuffling out of the cell, stepping aside so Hayden could follow him. Popping his neck, the mercenary exited the small jail before looking around the lawman's office, quickly spotting Fenrir and Sin stashed away in a corner.
"Your gear is over there. Made sure to put it out of the way in case any of those rambunctious little brats decided to run through here. You'd be surprised by how many kids thing my office is a place to play." The man laughed while taking a seat behind his desk and Hayden quickly gathered his weapons, strapping the small and inconspicuous disk that was Fenrir to the inside of his right wrist while clutching Sin with his left hand.
"Thanks, Old Man." Hayden stated before looking around awkwardly, not knowing what else to say.
"It was no trouble, boy. Now go on, git." He shooed the mercenary out of his office playfully, leaning back in his seat to catch some sleep and Hayden made haste in exiting the office. As soon as he stepped outside, he recoiled as the sun seemed to beam down on him.
'Fucking sun. Your time is coming too, asshole.' He promised the shining circle, swearing to one day kill it so he'd never have to worry about another goddamn sun-glare. Wiping his forehead with the back of his hand, he glanced up and down the street where he saw the aftermath of the festival.
There were streamers littering the ground and the remains of massive bonfires were still visible as children ran up and down the street in joy and the adults slowly picked themselves up, clearly hungover as some fell asleep in the street and on porches.
Walking down the steps of the lawman's office, Hayden huffed out a sigh as he made his way to the docks. Why did he come here again? Where the hell was here? Surprisingly, he couldn't even remember what island he was on. He knew it was small, that much was certain. The very fact that everyone seemed to know everyone, and most of them stared at him in curiosity was more than enough to inform him he was on some podunk island that was probably out of the way of wherever he was headed.
Finally reaches the docks, after asking for directions more times than he'd care to admit, he made his way towards the cargo ship he had been hired to protect. This wasn't its destination, no, but the crew had decided to stop and get supplies, which then turned into them joining in on the festival.
Ah, there we go. Now things are starting to come together.
"Oi, Phan, f'nally up e' se'." The captain called out from the bow of the ship, leaning over the side as he gazed down at the hired protection.
"When are you setting sail?" Hayden inquired before placing Sin's sheath in his mouth, holding it in place as he climbed up the rungs which led to the deck of the vessel.
"Jus' wai'in' on you, lad." The captain grinned cheekily as he pushed away from the railing, turning towards his crew. "Get ready t' set sail!" He commanded and all the deck hands began preparing for the rest of their voyage.
"Where's the cargo?" Hayden inquired and the captain jerked his chin towards what would normally be the captain's cabin.
"In the galley. Dip'endin' on the wind, we'll make it in… Oh, I'd say six hours."
"Midday, then?" Hayden inquired, wanting to get clarification on the matter.
"Without a doubt." The captain stated before taking the wheel and, in a matter of minutes, the cargo ship continued on their voyage. Cursing under his breath, Hayden found a place at the stern of the ship before leaning against the railing, folding his arms to his chest as he closed his eyes and let his mind wander.
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He wasn't sure how much time had passed since he 'dozed off', but he was immediately roused by the sound of shouting. Opening one eye, he immediately became aware of the startled crew hands who were seemingly unable to take orders from their captain.
Stepping away from the railing, he looked around before seeing a ship heading straight towards them from starboard. And, like a massive bonfire in the dead of night, the pirate ship's black flag flapped proudly in the wind and Hayden couldn't fight the smirk which spread over his face.
"How many hours 'til we make landfall?" Hayden inquired and the captain gawked at him as if he was retarded.
"Do the deadlights in ye head no' work, lad?! Ther's a pirate ship right on 'r tail an' ye wan' to kno' when we make landfall?"
"Yes. Is that a problem?"
"I'll tell ye when we're sharin' rum in Davey Jones's Locker."
"You can't outrun them. Wind's on their side." Hayden pointed out and the captain groaned.
"I know that!"
"No need to be hostile." Hayden smirked before returning his gaze on the approaching pirate ship and he clutched Sin, rubbing the sheath with his thumb.
"They're going to try and ram us."
"I KNOW!" The captain shouted and Hayden chuckled. Slowly, the cargo ship turned in the water, lining up perpendicular with the pirate ship that sailed right beside them and, immediately, several hooks were cast and they dug into the wood of the cargo vessel as the pirates strained their muscles to pull the ships close together.
Remaining silent, Hayden observed quietly as your stereotypical pirate stepped onto the cargo ship with a few members of his crew.
'God they stink.' Hayden commented mentally, scrunging up his nose in disgust as the captain found it apt to open his big, fat mouth.
"Ahoy, lads!" The pirate greeted with a mixture of golden and wooden teeth. "I'll spare ye th' introduction, because you know why we're here!" The man shouted and Hayden's mouth twitched.
He sounded so stupid.
"We're just transporting sugar to a nearby city." The cargo captain stated, seemingly losing his sea-farer vernacular.
"Well then," the pirate stepped forward. "We'll be taking your sugar." The captain grinned, knowing the cargo captain was bullshitting him.
"I am not sugar. I am Lucia von Belium - daughter of his royal highness, Luka von Belium."
'That stupid cunt.' Hayden cursed mentally as he turned towards the princess who walked out of the galley with an obnoxious pep in her step. He had to admit, she was a total would bang, but her attitude caused his stomach to twist into knots and he felt his urge to kill rise.
"I take it you sea-faring brutes are here for me?" She questioned in an uppity tone and both Hayden and the cargo captain facepalmed.
"Why yes, milady." The pirate captain spoke in a sarcastic tone, curtsying while removing his hat before placing it back on his head. "I'm glad to see you're willing to cooperate."
"So long as the lives of the men on this ship are unharmed, yes." She huffed and Hayden shook his head before finally stepping forward, making his way in between Lucia and the pirate captain.
"I'm afraid to say that is not an option." Hayden spoke calmly, gripping Sin with his left hand while loosely placing his right hand on the handle of the blade. "Her father is paying top beri for her safe return, so I'm going to have to request that you gentlemen disembark." The mercenary spoke calmly and the pirates laughed.
"Well, well, well, look at what we have here boys! A good ol' landlubber who thinks he can boss us around. Well, I'll have you know, Captain Flint takes no orders from some scurvy land-dog who thinks he owns the sea!" The captain bellowed with a toothy grin, his eyes burning as five of his men rushed Hayden.
Stepping back, Hayden crouched beneath the swing cutlass before dashing forward, slamming shoulder into one of the pirate's solar plexus. Using the momentum from the strike, as the pirate fell away Hayden spun on his heel and slammed his Sin's sheath in the side of another's head.
Leaning back, he allowed a cutlass to skim his throat before he grabbed the owner's wrist, halting their movements. Quickly kicking forward, he dislocated the pirate's kneecap, getting a scream from the man before slamming his knee into the man's face, sending a mass of shattered teeth down the man's throat.
Stepping forward, he quickly whipped around and blocked a cutlass with his sword's sheath. Throwing a punch forward, he caused the man's head to snap back before falling forward, placing a hand on the ground, before kicking behind him, landing a kick on another pirate's face.
Spinning on his palm, he dropped down low and swept both of them of their feet before flipping to his feet. Stepping forward, he headbutted the last pirate, causing him to practically crumble to the ground. Glancing over his shoulder, he allowed a grim smirk to pass over his face as he stared at the captain.
"I hope you last longer than your men." Hayden spoke before dashing towards Flint as the man raised his fingers and they morphed into gun barrels. Instantly, 10 bullets shot towards the mercenary and his eyes widened. Drawing his sword, in the blink of an eye, he slashed rapidly and deflected all of the bullets.
"Devil Fruit User, huh?" Hayden inquired as he slammed his foot down and as slash of energy shot towards Flint and the captain was caught off guard. Jumping to the side, he narrowly avoided the slash-projectile and he narrowed his eyes at the mercenary.
"Seems I'm not the only one." Flint stated as he fired against and Hayden jumped to the side, allowing the bullets to pierce the floor board. Rushing the pirate, he jumped and ran on the edge of the railing before quickly rebounding off of it, spinning towards Flint as another blade of kinetic energy shot towards the man who, now prepared for it, side stepped the projectile as Hayden corrected his posture and landed in a crouch-slide.
Going into a recovery roll, he faced Flint as he continued to slide across the recently washed deck until his heel hit the railing of the port side.
"Seems luck isn't on your side." Flint stated as he raised a hand and the gun barrels seemed to merge, forming a singular cannon barrel. "These are my seas, lad." He stated before firing and a massive cannon ball headed straight towards Hayden, slamming into the surface of the ship before exploding, sending wood splinters into the air as the force of the blast sent the mercenary into the sea.
"Now, my lady," the pirate turned towards Lucia. "if you'd come with-" He was cut off when a blade forced its way through his lung. Wheezing as blood trailed from his lips, he could feel himself shake her glanced over his shoulder to meet Hayden's ever-so-calm gaze.
"I-I-I-"
"I'm not a Devil Fruit User." Hayden explained as he gently twisted the sword, causing more blood to escape from the captain's mouth. "It was your mistake in thinking that I was." He stated before jerking the sword from Flint's body as he slowly fell to his knees, holding a hand over the wound where the blade erupted from his chest in an attempt to stop the flowof blood.
"I can't-"
"You can." Hayden cut him off before deftly removing the man's head from his shoulders, sheathing his sword in one clean motion. "Everyone can die." He glanced towards the members of Flint's crew who were still on the pirate ship.
"Everyone." He warned and, within minutes, the pirate ship was on its way with everything except their captain's head which Hayden refused to part with. Juggling Flint's head in his hand, he turned towards Lucia as the woman stared at him with a look of abject horror as he approached her.
"You." He stated with barely masked contempt. "You are a stupid cunt. You almost cost me my payday." Hayden reprimanded and the woman huffed before slapping him.
"You are a brut-" She was cut off as Hayden responded in kind, slapping her with Flint's head. Staggering back, she felt tears well up in her eyes as she touched her now bloodstained cheek, staring at Hayden with a mixture of confusion and repulsion.
"You… You slapped me with the head of a corpse!"
"I get paid so long as I don't lay a hand on you." Hayden explained with a calm smile. "And, well, I didn't lay a hand on you. You ignorant cunt." The mercenary smirked while juggling Flint's head with one hand, never breaking eye-contact with Lucia.
"You're not a princess on the high-seas, girl. Out here, you're just another whore amongst many. Never forget that." Hayden spoke calmly and she huffed.
"You are a reprobate." Lucia stated while staring at him as if she ate something revolting.
"I try my best, hun."
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"Well, this was unexpected." Hayden stated as a group of soldiers pointed rifles at his face.
"You assaulted our highness." One of them said and Hayden instantly pegged him as the head honcho.
"By assaulted, do you mean hit her with a head, or…?" He raised an eyebrow.
"You are a fiend who deserves to be put down." The captain snarled and Hayden shrugged.
"Can't argue with you there." He agreed with a smirk on his face. "But I'd rather die on my own terms, and not because some little cunt got pissy."
"You…!" Before the captain could pull the trigger, Hayden went into action, quickly using Solis Break to dispatch the guards. Glancing over his shoulder, he smiled as their bodies slumped to the ground, partially dismembered. Yeah, there was nothing like the sight of butchered corpses.
Just sent a tingle down his spine.
Sheathing his sword, he hummed in amusement. Grinning, he ran towards the castle. After he delivered Lucia, she immediately decided to be a tattle-tale and tell how he 'assaulted' her, and then he was held up by her goon squad. But, fact of the matter is, he completed his job – get her from point a to point b safe.
But, he didn't get paid.
And he didn't roll like that.
Quickly making his way to the castle, he slung his sword over his shoulder as he climbed up the side of the building quickly in a display of athletic ability before crawling in through a window. Glancing back and forth, he shrugged before running down a random hall.
Several random halls, to be exact.
Being sure to quickly and efficiently dispatch any guards that saw him.
'Dead men tell no tales.' He hummed in amusement as the body of another guard slumped to the floor and he approached a set of double ornate doors and he could hear the sounds of sobbing on the other side. Rolling his eyes, he kicked the door open before walking inside, causing the king to stand up in surprise.
"Who-?"
"You!" Lucia shouted with burning eyes and Hayden smiled.
"Heya, princess. How you doin'?" He questioned with a calm smile and she glared.
"Guards!" She shouted and Hayden blinked, glancing behind him before turning back towards the royal family.
"Sorry to burst your bubble but I killed all of them." He smiled. "Anywaaaaaay, I got you here, sooooooo…" He trailed off as he wiggled his eyebrows.
"You are a reprehensible fiend! Your ilk is the worst," The king stated, scowling at Hayden contemptuously. "accepting jobs such as these is one thing, but to behave with such barbarism is disgusting." The king scowled and Hayden's mouth twitched.
"I just want to get paid and I'll leave." He shrugged, already having come to terms with his own actions and mentality.
"We will give you nothing, you beast." The queen stated, hugging her daughter close and Hayden rolled his eyes. Glancing around the room, he picked up a golden cup that was adorned with so many jewels it could have passed as a hipster crown.
"I'll take this for payment."
"You will do no such thing." The king stated as he stepped forward. "Barbarians such as you are beyond reproach. You were hired to do a simple job, yet you chose to strike my daughter in a display of a crude and unacceptable behavior. People such as yourself have no place in a civilized society and you are no better than those brutish pirates which traverse the sea." The king stated resolutely and Hayden gagged while dropping the cup to the floor.
"You're a talker. I don't like talkers." He said while turning on his heel to face the door. Flicking his wrist, he allowed Fenrir to slide into his hand before he gripped it, the glaive activating upon contact. As soon as the blades spread out, Hayden had already thrown it towards the door frame. Hitting the threshold, Fenrir rebounded off of the frame before ricocheting throughout the room.
Holding his hand out to the side, Hayden smirked as he caught the glaive. Spinning on his heel, Hayden smiled at the corpses of the royal family.
"Hm? Oh? What's that? You realize that because I completely the job I deserve to be paid? Oh, you're so generous." He smiled as he skipped over to the corpses, looting them of anything he deemed valuable. "Well, I'd love to stay for tea, but I must be going. Sorry~" He winked before grabbing a random candle and tossing it on the bed. Whistling, he walked out of the room as everything was gradually consumed by flames.
Returning to the harbor, he played stupid as the citizens freaked out about the palace burning.
"What's going on?" He inquired to the harbor master and the man shook his head slowly.
"Royal Castle is in flames… The guards were found dismembered." The man fought back tears. "The family is thought dead…" He coughed, trying to maintain his composure as Hayden pulled him into a hug and stroked the back of his head.
"Shhhh. It's Okay. It'll be Okay." He consoled neigh-emotionlessly, doing his best to not laugh.
Sniffing, the harbor master nodded before breaking the hug and Hayden did his best to look sad.
"Um, where's the next city?" He inquired with a raised eyebrow and the harbor master choked back a sob, trying to remember his job.
"Not far. Maybe a night's voyage." He replied and Hayden nodded.
"Well, I suppose I should take my leave. Stay strong." He waved at the man with a sad smile and the harbor master nodded.
'God this is hilarious.' Hayden commented mentally, snickering quietly. 'Humans. So, so stupid.'