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Hello, well, as you must know I am Jeremy "Jenna" Strong and have been the lovely FairyGodmotherGodfatherGlamourous Gaymother, for many years now. After the return of the Queen of Villains I have become a HumanMaleFemaleSelf-Proclaimed Queen of All which is Beautiful and Fashionable and decided to be on the side of this hellish world of Maleficent, At this age of 28 I know that this world will not be the same as it use to be…..though I'm still a lust for strong, hunky men who are hotter than Granny's freshly baked apple pie! Just like Prince Charming, or that nice manly Beast! At least, when I get the chance...and my world began from this life story of mine...
As I watched the lands for young women who worked tirelessly, obediently, humbly, and politely to attend to their unfair, mean, and cruel stepmothers, I would appear as a vision, glistening, glittering and gla-mour-OUS. I'd grant them each a single wish--but let me tell you I never really granted those wishes; I usually just gave them a cute gown to pop right on to that voluptuous, sexy figure--to give them a taste of the life they were so wrongly removed from.
One night after I watched that little girl--what her name, Cindy?--dance with her might fine Prince Charming until midnight, I went about my business, creating happiness and empowerment to young girls across the land when I stumbled across that evil witch with her nasty skintone--I keep telling her it's definitely not healthy. I think she eats too much rotted meat, cause her skin's all pasty and leathery and all sorts of unhealthy. But anyways, I asked politely, "Girl, you don't look too good. Is there anything a sister can help you with?"
And she screamed at me and ripped my wand away! "I'll take your magic and add it to my own..." Immediately, I fell into the mud and got nasty crap all over my hair, which I had just did for Cindy's ball. I stood on my feet and spread my wings and drew power into my hands but nothing happened! All my magic: snap! Gone just like that. I begged her to return my magic, that I'd do anything to get it back, cause let me tell you girl, being this gorgeous is not easy with just human hands. She looked at me, bent low and whispered into my face with her nasty-ass rotten meat breath, "You. You know where the princesses of the world are, do you not?"
I waved away her smelly breath wafting into my face. "Yes, Mal. Can I call you Mal? Or would you rather Cent, cause your clothes probably cost that much in human currency. Ew."
"Hush, your magic, my magic, and the magic of many others rest here in the palm of my hand. Do not think it below me to snuff out the life of another fairy as you. You are very useful to my plans. Instruct me the whereabouts of each princess and I'll return your magic."
I looked at her with disbelief, "Like hell I will! I am not gonna betray my girlfriends!"
She smirked at me saying, "I'll extinguish the flickering flame of the soul. Your soul, one of the remaining few souls who were fairies who may grant strength to young warriors." That was the lowest blow to me. My fairy family? They were dying out? Gone? Reluctantly, I agreed to her terms, in hopes I may receive my power again to vanquish the evil Maleficent. Well, first, get her looking cuter and then vanquishing her.
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Thank you X3 I needed that lol
XD LOL The Gaymother is funny
Can't wait to see Goldilocks :3
Alice Its good but can you put a little more effort and put her role in there as well other then that she's fine
Yesh you can be Warrior Princess and yesh you can join Clu-Fix
And other then that accepted to ones I said that doesn't need to fix their character and I well do y'all icons soon when I have the chance T_T