Oh my GOD I just blew out my brains*!

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Ampoule

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WHAT ABOUT YOU?



*I had the tip of my finger against my front teeth for some reason.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
You always did have awful trigger safety. *Taps wooden finger against her coffee mug.*
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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You better be cleaning that up, young lady.

And... I'll see you guys in a while when I get a new computer. Probably fail college now. God damn it.
 
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Celcius

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Well, for some reason my left index finger was pointing at my wrist. If I drew an arrow, the bullet would enter my wrist and exit near my elbow, to be precise.

Looks like I blew out my entire arm.

*bleeds on Fel*
 
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Warmaster Death

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THE WAY MY ARM NORMALLY RESTS ON THE DESK......IT WOULD SEEM I BLEW OFF MY NUTSACK.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU IN THE FACE YOU DAMN DIRTY IMAGE.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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I seem to have put a round through my keyboard, and desk and into my foot.
 
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Cosmic Orion

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I shot my PC tower.

>_>

TALKING TO YOU FROM BEYOND THE VIRTUAL GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
 
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Ampoule

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XDDD I came to laugh at you guys until I realized where my finger was...;_; I just gutshot myself and probably took off one buttcheek. GODDAMNIT NOW I AM HALF-ASSED.
 
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Myrnodyn

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For some reason, aside from the usual places my left finger rests, this time it was on my lap, pointing very callously away from me.

I just shot a hole in the wall...Might have chafed my lower arm, but it's just a scratch, nothing serious.

Got so lucky....
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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@Ampu: This is new???

@Myrn: You cheap sonofa....

@WMD: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
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Ampoule

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You use your mouse with your left hand?


HOW STRANGE.


*Paorou is rejected from the herd & now must fend for himself*



and GODDAMNIT I just shot myself in the head again! D:< FUUUUUUUUU
 
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Paorou-sama

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I just happened to hold it with my left to check for problems in the sensor and wires and stuff.

I also shot your NAME.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I have to now get a prosthetic forearm and new hand. all I have left is a wiggly stump of my left arm that ends above my elbow.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Nicely done Paorou *Holds his bleeding kidney*