Oh my GOD I just blew out my brains*!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Ampoule, Sep 7, 2010.

  1. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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    *I had the tip of my finger against my front teeth for some reason.
     
  2. You always did have awful trigger safety. *Taps wooden finger against her coffee mug.*
     
  3. You better be cleaning that up, young lady.

    And... I'll see you guys in a while when I get a new computer. Probably fail college now. God damn it.
     
  4. Well, for some reason my left index finger was pointing at my wrist. If I drew an arrow, the bullet would enter my wrist and exit near my elbow, to be precise.

    Looks like I blew out my entire arm.

    *bleeds on Fel*
     
  5. THE WAY MY ARM NORMALLY RESTS ON THE DESK......IT WOULD SEEM I BLEW OFF MY NUTSACK.

    FUCK YOU.

    FUCK YOU IN THE FACE YOU DAMN DIRTY IMAGE.
     
  6. I seem to have put a round through my keyboard, and desk and into my foot.
     
  7. I shot my PC tower.

    >_>

    TALKING TO YOU FROM BEYOND THE VIRTUAL GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
     
  8. XDDD I came to laugh at you guys until I realized where my finger was...;_; I just gutshot myself and probably took off one buttcheek. GODDAMNIT NOW I AM HALF-ASSED.
     
  9. For some reason, aside from the usual places my left finger rests, this time it was on my lap, pointing very callously away from me.

    I just shot a hole in the wall...Might have chafed my lower arm, but it's just a scratch, nothing serious.

    Got so lucky....
     
  10. @Ampu: This is new???

    @Myrn: You cheap sonofa....

    @WMD: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
     
  11. my mouse now has a hole innit
     
  12. You use your mouse with your left hand?


    HOW STRANGE.


    *Paorou is rejected from the herd & now must fend for himself*



    and GODDAMNIT I just shot myself in the head again! D:< FUUUUUUUUU
     
  13. I just happened to hold it with my left to check for problems in the sensor and wires and stuff.

    I also shot your NAME.
     
  14. I SHOT PAO'S CREEPILY BLINKING EYES.
     
  15. I SHOT YOUR VIRTUAL FACE
     
  16. I have to now get a prosthetic forearm and new hand. all I have left is a wiggly stump of my left arm that ends above my elbow.
     
  17. I owe tk a new comp...
     
  18. MY TABLE AND MY LEGS ARE PERFORATED
     
  19. Nicely done Paorou *Holds his bleeding kidney*