Oh my GOD I just blew out my brains*!

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Ampoule

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WHAT ABOUT YOU?



*I had the tip of my finger against my front teeth for some reason.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
You always did have awful trigger safety. *Taps wooden finger against her coffee mug.*
 

Fel of the Eternal Forest

#makeiwakugreatagain
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
You better be cleaning that up, young lady.

And... I'll see you guys in a while when I get a new computer. Probably fail college now. God damn it.
 
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Celcius

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Well, for some reason my left index finger was pointing at my wrist. If I drew an arrow, the bullet would enter my wrist and exit near my elbow, to be precise.

Looks like I blew out my entire arm.

*bleeds on Fel*
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
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THE WAY MY ARM NORMALLY RESTS ON THE DESK......IT WOULD SEEM I BLEW OFF MY NUTSACK.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU IN THE FACE YOU DAMN DIRTY IMAGE.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
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I seem to have put a round through my keyboard, and desk and into my foot.
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
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I shot my PC tower.

>_>

TALKING TO YOU FROM BEYOND THE VIRTUAL GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
 
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Ampoule

Guest
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XDDD I came to laugh at you guys until I realized where my finger was...;_; I just gutshot myself and probably took off one buttcheek. GODDAMNIT NOW I AM HALF-ASSED.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
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For some reason, aside from the usual places my left finger rests, this time it was on my lap, pointing very callously away from me.

I just shot a hole in the wall...Might have chafed my lower arm, but it's just a scratch, nothing serious.

Got so lucky....
 

Fel of the Eternal Forest

#makeiwakugreatagain
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
@Ampu: This is new???

@Myrn: You cheap sonofa....

@WMD: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
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Ampoule

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You use your mouse with your left hand?


HOW STRANGE.


*Paorou is rejected from the herd & now must fend for himself*



and GODDAMNIT I just shot myself in the head again! D:< FUUUUUUUUU
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
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I just happened to hold it with my left to check for problems in the sensor and wires and stuff.

I also shot your NAME.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
I have to now get a prosthetic forearm and new hand. all I have left is a wiggly stump of my left arm that ends above my elbow.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Nicely done Paorou *Holds his bleeding kidney*